I'm basically bald.
My stylist used the wrong chemicals on my head. She told me to close my eyes. Her shampoo changed colours on my head from pink to blue. She washed it out and we saw my scalp. My head Had little pink spirals-tattos on it. She told me i would get fired from work because of it.
My boss looked at it like I was some sort of alein. He threw his coffee out the window. He told his secretary That he wanted to marry her. She said Only if he would wear orange ties for the rest of his life.
I stood there wishing I had a tarantula to throw at him. The maid came in to Give me a bomb. I used the bomb to blow up the office safe. It had turned into little green frogs. My boss looked at the secretary's legs. He said "Why are you wearing purple tights with smileys on them?" She said "You look like your dinner just fell on you".
The frogs jumped around the room and followed the coffey out the window. Then I put on my fuschia fisherman pants. The secretary looked like she had a back ache. So she flipped over and did a double somersault over the table.

The guy next door looked at us like we were crazy. So maybe We really ARE crazy. The man next door told me Janeen I worship you secretly in a room lit with 1000 candles. I looked like I was going to faint. I gave the secretary leave to jump out the window. She took her purple handbag with her. My boss said "And don't you come back for my lunch either". He gave the guy next door a pink toy pony. He looked At it and handed it to me. I gave it to the maid who had a boy of three.

Howl entered and turned my hair green. I said "where's your moving castle?" and I looked out the window and saw the secretary eating my red roses. She blew a kiss at me while getting on a train to Timbucktu. I cried "I think you are crazy! Do you like coffe?!" Before getting on my broomstick with a carved handle and my initials on it. Howl blew up (Angry) because I stepped on a spider. I flew over the garden seven times and landed on the nearest christmas tree. The fairy looked and saw a gient flashing tree. Then it showed me with cupcakes.
I picked up the purple one and threw it at the person next to me. He ducked into a hole in the ground. I followed And found myself in a pit of lava. I wondered if the man had died a horrible death. Suddenly I paniced and tried to get out of the lava. I paniced and tried to get out of the lava. I hopped onto the nearest turtle and swam to safety. The turtle turned and dived back into the lava. It soon came back up again with an umbrella. It started to rain and snow at the same time. The rock I was on led to an even bigger island. It had white sand and black pebbles, even lots of rainbow hued shells. I picked up a pretty shell and shook it. I , to my surprise, heard the guy-next-door. I said, "How come I can here you through this shell?" He said It's not a shell it's a cell phone.
I was speechless with wonder cos the cell phone was a shell. I wished I had a an internet card so I could see where I was right now. The shell phone was really cool and pink. I was reminded of the pink flowers in 44th Avenew. It began to ring again.
I answered, to find that my japanese teacher said my assignments would be late unless I started working on them. She hung up and I was left looking at the shellphone which had bling all over it, really cool, so I stuffed it in my backpack. Just then She yelled at me about being in a lava pit and hung up.
I Wondered how I could get out of here. I looked around me. OH no, the lava was rising! What was I going to do? Looking around I saw more and more lava all around me. Then My broom came flying up from back above the ground wher I had left it when I chased the man down this whole. Who Who did he think he was anyway? I came back home and looked for the tv remote.
When I turned on the news I saw a bus exploding. I ran to the nearest fire station and volunteered myself. The beefy fireman said "No way, it's too dangerous kid!" He pulled off his pink tutu. He handed me a pair of elbow length gloves. I asked "Why did you give these to me?" He said "I like to see little girls keeping their elbows clean." The fire chief came in and said "Dinner's on me". I looked at him with puzzlement. I said, 'hey isn't there an emergency?'. He smiled and said, "Yes. Come help." He smiled and gave me a rainbow colored headband and a yellow iced lollipop.
The fire truck Was painted yellow. I Put on the elbow length gloves and got in the truck. It Roared like a dragon and took of down the road to where the fire was. I wanted to call my Japanese teacher so she knew what I was doing so she gave me a good grade. But my phone had no signal. So I yelled at the top of my voice, and sounded just like the bleach guy.
Just then it rained cats and dogs, like hundreds of them. A big snowcat jumped over my head and landed in the fire. It started Melting like crazy! I gave Inuyasha a kiss of death. She died in