"All my life I've thought I needed someone to complete me, now I know I need to belong to myself.. in bed"

"The whole problem with people is--The problem is they KNOW what matters, but they don't CHOOSE it...The hardest thing on earth is choosing what matters.. IN BED"
-The Secret Life of Bees :P

Leila wrote: "Okay these ended up a little bit naughty XD

It is our choices, Harry, that show us who we truly are, far more than our abilities in bed
-- JK Rowling, HP and the Chamber of Secrets

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Those wer egood ones.

Okay these ended up a little bit naughty XD

It is our choices, Harry, that show us who we truly are, far more than our abilities in bed
-- JK Rowling, HP and the Chamber of Secrets

There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure in bed
— Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

There had been times when he knew, somewhere in him, that he would get used to it, whatever it was, because he had learnt that some hard things became softer after a very little while in bed (I'm VERY well aware of the innuendo here...)
— Nick Hornby, About a Boy

There are no safe choices in bed
-- Libba Bray (a great and terrible beauty)

You got mad in your own time You can get glad in your own time in bed-My grandmother Ethyl Bowling

A little Ralph Waldo Emerson:

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else... in bed.

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you... in bed.

To be great is to be misunderstood... in bed.

Make yourself necessary to somebody... in bed.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them... in bed.

"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches"...in bed.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice...in bed.
Bill Cosby

These are just three from Jodi Picoult books...so serious, however when you add the catch phrase at the end, it's just plain hilarious!!

"You dont love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not...in bed!"
— Jodi Picoult (My Sister's Keeper)


"If you gave someone your heart and they died, did they take it with them? Did you spend the rest of forever with a hole inside you that couldn't be filled...in bed?"
— Jodi Picoult (Nineteen Minutes)

"Maybe who we are isn't so much about what we do, but rather what we're capable of when we least expect it...in bed."
— Jodi Picoult (My Sister's Keeper)

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough in bed"
— Mae West

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before in bed."
— Mae West

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand in bed."
— Mae West

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better in bed. "
— Mae West

"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful in bed! "
— Mae West

"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided in bed."
— Mae West

"If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right in bed!"
— Mae West

Amazing how most of her quotes still make perfect sense even after you add in bed!!!

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love in bed.

Henri B. Stendhal

I know two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and i dont know about the universe in bed.
Albert einstien and bed

((TeeHee))

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results in bed" Albert Einstein

Ahhhh.. thank you! Im slightly OCD with the threads if you havent noticed yet :) I really appreciate it!

I like that last one btw!!

Sorry...done.

Marco... woah woah... Please edit your posts to show everything in one post.....

Oh my gosh, I just did this with my friend on IM, ending every message post with "in bed."

Me: Don't you love doing this in bed?
Friend: I like this in bed.
Me: I'm gonna do this all night in bed.
Friend: Are you going to do this with other people in bed?
Me: I need to laugh but dad's behind me in bed
Friend: Does he fidget in bed?
Me: No, he just stares at me in bed.
Friend: I like to play with my boyfriend in bed.
Me: Have you played with him before in bed?

LOL try it in bed ;)

So many books, so little time in bed.
- Frank Zappa

It’s dark now and I am very tired. I love you, always. Time is nothing in bed.

- Time Traveler's Wife


"When the woman you live with is an artist, every day is a surprise in bed."

- Time Traveler's Wife


"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything in bed."

Marilyn Monroe LOL

Set your goals high, and don't stop till you get there in bed. - Bo Jackson

What you get free costs too much in bed. - Jean Anouilh

Bad weather always looks worse through a window in bed. - Tom Lehrer

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment in bed. - Budda

Get mad, then get over it in bed. - Colin Powell

Ha.. I like this!

You know the thing where you read your fortune cookie and end it with 'in bed'? I was wondering how funny it would be to do that with famous quotes, or book excerpts, and it is, indeed, funny...........

Dr. Seuss: Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened in bed.

Maya Angelou: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away in bed.

Bill Gates: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one in bed.

A.A. Milne: 'We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
'Even longer,' Pooh answered, 'In bed.'

Anyone else have any?