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message 1: by David (new)

1287856 Do these pants make my ass look big?


message 2: by Ruth (new)

335159 Your ass looks fine, David. Stop worrying.


message 3: by David (new)

1287856 Dry as a scarecrow. But wotthehhell.

Question: Where did you hide the bodies?


message 4: by Debbie (new)

686757 If I was dumb enough to ask a man the question in #1, I would deserve whatever I got!! Of course, if the purpose is not to find out if the pants in question make the ass look bigger, but just to draw attention to said ass, then she still deserves whatever is coming to her!!


message 5: by Newengland (new)

730754 Any time a woman says, "How do I look?"


message 6: by David (new)

1287856 "Mommy, isn't this drawing I made pretty?"


message 7: by Debbie (new)

686757 Aaaaaah.....what is it dear?


message 8: by Newengland (new)

730754 "How does it taste?"


message 9: by Debbie (new)

686757 Interesting............


message 10: by Debbie (new)

686757 Can you REALLY notice this zit?


message 11: by Newengland (new)

730754 Do you love me?


message 12: by Debbie (new)

686757 It depends?!!


message 13: by Debbie (new)

686757 Actually, that is a biggie. I would be like Prince Charles I'm afraid.....'whatever love IS'!!


message 14: by David (new)

1287856 Boxers or briefs?

Depends.


message 15: by Newengland (new)

730754 Especially considering there are now "boxer briefs."


"Is it any good?"


message 16: by David (new)

1287856 "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"


message 17: by Newengland (new)

730754 "Are we there yet?"


message 18: by David (new)

1287856 In fact, you can't get there from here.

"Do you have any cheese at all?"


message 19: by Susanne (new)

1194018 Who 'painted the elevator?'....euphemism for 'broke wind'


message 20: by Newengland (new)

730754 Did you do your homework?


message 21: by Susanne (new)

1194018 Is there really a Santa Claus? (Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny,etc....)


message 22: by Newengland (new)

730754 How old are you?


message 23: by Susanne (new)

1194018 Aren't you old enough to know better? ha-ha!


message 24: by Debbie (new)

686757 What is your deepest fantasy......


message 25: by Newengland (new)

730754 Full fathom five...


message 26: by Old2new (new)

1613138 Why are you such a bitch?


message 27: by Newengland (new)

730754 Good one! And I think it comes under the category of "rhetorical"...


message 28: by Debbie (new)

686757 "Full fathom five... "

You want sea-nymphs to ring your knell NE??!!!


message 29: by Newengland (new)

730754 Naiads, sea nymphs, whatever. I read my Greek mythology, thank you!


message 30: by Anna (new)

213855 "What's wrong with you?"


message 31: by Newengland (new)

730754 Well, you see... oh. You're playing the thread.


message 32: by Anna (new)

213855 Newengland wrote: "Well, you see... oh. You're playing the thread."

Heehee. Have just laughed out loud, while sitting alone in my office. Passing students are whispering about my mental health...


message 33: by Debbie (new)

686757 Tends to happen a lot in this group Anna....don't worry about it!


message 34: by Anna (new)

213855 Debbie wrote: "Tends to happen a lot in this group Anna....don't worry about it!"

Thanks. I feel better. I'm pretty sure they already think I'm nuts anyway.


message 35: by Newengland (new)

730754 You have to be nuts to succeed as a teacher.


message 36: by Gabi (new)

1842007 David wrote: "Boxers or briefs?

Depends. "


I'll just bet they do


message 37: by Debbie (new)

686757 Hey Gabi! :-)


message 38: by Gabi (new)

1842007 When did you stop beating your wife?


message 39: by Newengland (new)

730754 (Hope she's still talking to David...)


message 40: by David (new)

1287856 Do you children EVER stop talking?


message 41: by Newengland (new)

730754 Uh... that's the point of threads, Dad.


message 42: by David (new)

1287856 How do you like the tie I bought you for Christmas?




message 43: by Gabi (new)

1842007 What's the matter?

Nothing!!!


message 44: by Debbie (new)

686757 Mad tie David!!


message 46: by Debbie (new)

686757 ...not forgetting, "Who were you with?" "Nobody"


message 47: by David (new)

1287856 SODDI Cross-examination

"Some other dude done it."
"What's his name? What did he look like? Where does he live? How long have you known him?"


message 48: by Newengland (new)

730754 what time will you be home?

later.


message 49: by Jonathan (new)

1412037 Do you still support "death panels"?

(apologies for injecting politics; feel free to ignore)



message 50: by Debbie (new)

686757 Death panel??


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