The Muffin Man

Once upon a time, the muffin man was having a lunch of muffins. All the muffin man ate was muffins. Trust me, he didn't eat anything else. But he tried many types of muffins. But one day, he was sent on a big trip to Florida. Suddenly there was a hunger surge, and everyone wanted muffins. But something happened that made the muffin man have to quit his job. God got bored one day and decided to make it rain muffins over the world. And that's how the muffin man's job got cancelled.