Short Poems about Words - The riddle by Jason

by Jason
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I'm making it up as i go along



chapters

chapter 1: The riddle

chapter 2: The blast

chapter 3: Eschatology

chapter 4: Catharsis

chapter 5: Blimp

chapter 6: Hydra

chapter 7: Illusion

chapter 8: Loneliness

chapter 9: Misery

chapter 10: Determinism

chapter 11: Love

chapter 12: Boredom

chapter 13: The Bitch

chapter 14: We're on the Verge

chapter 15: Psychology

chapter 18: introversion

chapter 19: Finality

chapter 20: Ol' Gumshoes

chapter 21: intelligence

chapter 22: lol comedy riot

chapter 23: Day

chapter 24: A Picture

chapter 25: Still Life

chapter 27: Massive Joke

chapter 28: Good

chapter 29: Intafada

chapter 30: hippo facto

chapter 31: Antimony

chapter 32: Empanada

chapter 33: Vegetable

chapter 34: Mum's the word

chapter 35: Strange ANus

chapter 36: Lime

chapter 37: Memphis, TN

chapter 38: idiotmatic

chapter 39: wise mechanics

chapter 40: Eat Me

chapter 41: Burn Victim

chapter 42: handjob

chapter 43: The Window Gold

chapter 44: Bob

chapter 45: An Amber

chapter 46: The Loch Ness Monster

chapter 47: The Porpoise

chapter 48: Legs

chapter 49: Her Image is Grace

chapter 50: Death! To the Future!

chapter 51: Anus

chapter 52: Blade

chapter 53: World

chapter 54: Sensual Ghosts

chapter 55: Beat Cop

chapter 56: Lictim

chapter 57: weary tired brass

chapter 58: Righteous Brother

chapter 59: Raze

chapter 60: Does God Really Care?

chapter 61: To Give and to Love

chapter 62: Dogs

chapter 63: Hagar the Horrible

chapter 65: Green

chapter 66: Laze

chapter 67: grate

chapter 68: AIDS

chapter 69: Lesson

chapter 70: shivering shull

chapter 71: gorgeous borgeous

chapter 72: anathema

chapter 73: Implosion

chapter 74: Nonsense

chapter 75: lonely mouse

chapter 76: dark hands

chapter 77: Mary

chapter 78: chrysanthemum

chapter 80: Mind

chapter 81: bitter minds

chapter 82: An evening

chapter 84: DEAd meat


The riddle
chapter 1   —   updated Apr 14, 2009   —   285 characters   —   18 people liked this writing   —   10 reviews of this writing
I'm define myself as a megalomaniac, only because i want everyone to know that i am.

I am merely a hypocrite in that i despise hypocrisy.

I am not as ironic as I say I am.

What am I?

A WHITE ELEPHANT

Next question:

Who wants to be a millionaire?

A million dollars.
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" Haha! It's so off the wall it's great! "
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" The problem with writing is that so much of it is semantics "
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" this one is best :) "
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" ok i've been reading a lot of your poems, and i just came to the assumption that you're amazing. "
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" fabulous "
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" Wonderful. You seem so in the moment. "
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" i giggled. isn't that the idea? "
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" cunt tree is really good and takes me places but i'm not quite sure what it's all suppose to mean "
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" "the sex in a trumpet" "
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