To-Do List - To-Do List (by Bellsy?) by Jessica Treat

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A found poem. It was written in my notebook in a foreign hand (I suspect Bellsy of Goodreads fame, but she's not confessed yet...)



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chapter 1: To-Do List (by Bellsy?)


To-Do List (by Bellsy?)
chapter 1   —   updated Feb 17, 2009   —   135 characters   —   8 people liked this writing   —   6 reviews of this writing
1. Polish Dildo

2. Return Pornos:
Spankenstein
Throbbin Hood
On Golden Blonde
Sperminator: The 2nd Coming

3. Buy Rubbers XXL
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Manny said:
" I'm ashamed to say I found it quite funny.

The pornified title has become a minor art-form, hasn't it? I'll offer a small prize to any good …more "
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Larry said:
" Oh yeah. "
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Montambo said:
" It WAS Bellsy! So much talent. "
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J said:
" What sort of prize, Manny? Your titles are begging to be pornofied!

Did I just type that? "
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Matt said:
" I love Bells. "
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Choupette said:
" My personal preference is for Hungarian dildos (they're more 'hungary') but each to their own. "
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