welcome to paradise!

by Ryan
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genre: Computers & Internet
description:
a novel


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chapter 1: chapter 1 - the beginning


chapter 1 - the beginning
chapter 1   —   updated 08/24/07   —   506 characters   —   1 person liked it   —   1 review
dear reader,

hello! how is it going? good!

welcome to my book, entitled, welcome to paradise! well, in that case, welcome to paradise!

so, i guess we should get down to business! now would be a good time to hit the "pause" button, go to the bathroom, grab a drink, maybe a snack too if you're a fatty, and prepare yourself for a magical journey into the great world of literature!

alright! ready? ok let's go!

lesson 1: i did not kill that woman, no matter what that motherfucker jesse says!
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