The Elsworth Chronicles

genre: Humor
description:
So these are stories that I think up randomly and are really weird, so here it goes. I'm writing most of these with Seas_of_Fire

chapters

chapter 1: Elsworth and the CousCous mountain.

chapter 2: Elsworth Returns

chapter 3: Elsworth and the Underwater City of Enchilada

Elsworth and the CousCous mountain.

chapter 1 — updated 09/29/08 — 934 characters — 9 people liked it — 9 reviews

Elsworth is a presentable young man who likes to wear suede socks. Elswoth was hiking in the barren Arctic when he saw a person in the distance. When Elsworth finnally came upon the person he saw that it was a frail young fellow.

"hello" the young man said "my name is tab"

"hi!" elsworth stated "My name is Elsworth."

The pair decided to go the the CousCous mountain. After traveling for a long while they made it to the peak of the CousCous mountain. Suddenly Tab sprinted at Elsworth and jumped on him. Tab took out a rope and tied Elsworth to a tree. Elsworth struggled and struggled but could not get free.

Tab then said "Although now I fell ever so bad I get all the CousCous to myself! Mwahahahahahahahaha!" Tab cackled evily.

Tab ate so much CousCous that day he gained five hundred pounds, and then rolled down the mountain. No one has seen him since. And sadly, Elsworth was tied to tha tree for thirty years.

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