The Three Dimensional World II

Here's a small piece of writing, after the last one on Sartre, etc.

Putush Murkutujai was taking the Chinese Delegation for a visit to the Dal Lake. During his last visit to Taiwan, he was manually delivered an enema there by a Chinese Hunk. Ever since then, he had become a big fan of 'classic' Kuomintag Chinese enema. He suggested it to his other berthren in the Indian cabinet: viz: Laltoo Yodav, Sarod Powerwar, etc. Laltoo had his compulsions and preferred enema from Muslim Hunks. But given Putush Murkutujai's enthusiastic reportage over it, he tried a South-East Asian state. Malaysia as an Asian Tiger was the closest to Putush Murkutujai's description of the Chinese Hunk as a 'tiger' in the bed. Sarod Powerwar already had benefitted from such a treatment though his Moorathi nationalism (Shirtinji's lore lived inside his blood and thus he was averse to foreign sources, despite his greed) caused a serious twist to his eternal expression of orgasmic bliss. So he was slightly more cautious, despite Atlu Bahari's presentation of him of a book of poetry on the subject at a private 'Iftar' party thrown by the Uighur Residents' Welfare Association of the Mainland China's province.
Now Putush Murkutujai was euphoric over the Dal Lake, and relied upon his friendship with Laltoo Yodav & Sarod Powerwar (private Iftar parties with various Residents' Welfare Associations that abound in New Delta and elsewhere) to not have some howitzer shot doing a skip-the-surface game of chip-throwing that children practised, on water surfaces.
His favourite Chinese Hunk had recommended him another masseur and they were about to go for a long ride in the Shikaras. Putush Murkutujai had just finished attending a Press Conference, where he had emphasized upon Pondit Jowarindice Nauru's Panchsheel Programme on regional co-operation. He had grown up eyeing Sonia Gandhara and her daughter ever since Rojab Gandhara's demise, and his reading of Nauru's tryst with Lady Edwina. But Sonia Gandhara had once suggested her personal body-guard as a enema deliverer before she could even be approached, over such topics.
Laltoo's HI Mai fascination-turned hatred-of-Joits and Putush Murkutujai's all-of-the-above fascination turned into Edward Said's Orientalism was enough to make him eye the Prime Ministerial berth. That was what the Taiwanese delegation was all about. The enema was of course his personal & private matter best discussed at those private 'Iftar' parties!
In fact, upon his last visit to Washington he had turned emotional when George Washin-ton asked him jokingly if Sonia or Preetynka ever allowed him to 'feel' their moods! That statement coming from a US President was enough for Putush Murkutujai to deliver Shylock's "Am I not Human" speech with such passion that George Washin-ton felt softened enough to ask the tallest Navy Seal to escort Putush Murkutujai to his Hotel Room.
That led to a flurry of activities, and soon there were other Itaindian Ministers lining up at Washington, with one Shackrma eyeing Condolazy Rice. He had not expected Rice to introduce him, in turn, to someone to escort him back to his Hotel Room. That chapter is best left unsaid since this Shackrma had to extend his stay for a few days before the orgasmic blush could wear off his face.
He, upon his return, was referred immediately to Atlu Bahari, who referred him to Sammyth Chatterlee who referred him, in turn, to the Congo Basin import he had kept in North Province for very such purposes!
The long and short of it is: New Delta is a very interesting place ever since Musharaff appointed Laltoo Yodav as his personal advisor, in New Delta and who in turn began looking at JNU for someone to oversee his business rivalry with the understudies of Atlu Bahari.
Putush Murkutujai? Oh! He spent a lot of time upon the Panchsheel Principles with the Chinese escort/translator. Taiwan was as interesting as it gets and smooth and smooth and smooth.

Stuff political intrigues are made up of, in New Delta. Oh me? I merely record such impressions. Am trying my hand as a writer and may shift to a different genre, altogether.
Hope you can like it!