Ode to Douglas Adams

Oh fretful freckled frizzle fiddles, tennis playing
spiderdogs, thy beermoanseasonmutations are to me
as dualfaceted prattlepimplings on a angrlurkswarming
butterfly, orange dredgefish i implore thee
my trucklytoadycringing gnomecloning avenues
and serviciously dragdangledrop me with
shredded parcellywartletters or i will rend thee
in the chickencandygormandizing mosquitoes
with my underwaterbubbleblownpropositionsmashage.