I Hate Weather

Picture in your head a digital image of a map of the midwestern USA, the kind you'd expect to see in your News local forecast or on The Weather Channel. The image has a long string of orange and red dots all over it, indicating the likes of hurricanes, tornadoes, or earthquakes. Certainly rain, and lots of it.

This is my wife's favorite image. Especially the red part that shows up occasionally that indicates only one thing: There's bad weather ahead.

My wife was raised in Oklahoma, and I'm coming to learn that there are few people in the world that get their kicks from bad weather like those born and raised in Oklahoma, Kansas, or Arkansas. If you are from any other place in the world, you may hear of bad thunderstorms and be somewhat thankful for those Severe Weather Updates on the local news, but if you're from Oklahoma, Kansas, or Arkansas, this is where the ultimate thrill of the universe comes into play. You live for the bad weather updates if you're from one of these three states, and Oklahoma gets the biggest kick out of them all.

My wife tells me every time we drive to her grandparents' home in Oklahoma, "There used to be a town here. It got demolished by a tornado."

I sat through a few hurricanes in my Florida upbringing, but I will never TiVo the local news JUST TO SEE THE WEATHERMAN!

Sorry, I just won't go there.

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