For the Love Of Mai...

Everyone loooved Mai. She was sooo pretty! And nice! And... she (literally) enchanted everyone. But when she lifted her arm pit everyone fainted... and died. So somebody with a cold (stuffy nose) neticed the wet spots on her shirt and bought her deodorant. The deodorant smelled like sassy strawbery (the same kind Steve Martin was wereing on the Pink Panther). She instanly fell in love.... With the sent, whe only kind of liked the guy. But she hugged him anyway. Bad choice. Since he stunk in the pits too and she fainted and died. He was worse! He rushed her to the ER and the doctors checked her out. Pienas, a protein of sherries and jelly. Get it now at Walmart of only $9.99! As soon as she tasted it, she came back to life! So he ran off to cure everyone at school, forgetting Mai. Or so it seemed to her. Ha Ha for Mai!
The End