793790 Patrick (patmagazine)'s Writing (18 stories) (showing 1-18 of 18)


50 Unpublished Nancy Drew Books
50 Unpublished Nancy Drew Books
chapter 1: 50 Unpublished Nancy Drew Books (added 2012/02/25)

Disney Movies in the Far Future
Predicting which literature will be adapted for future Disney full-length animated features
chapter 1: Disney Movies in the Far Future (added 2011/05/08)

Fun Dating Ideas on the Cheap!
A guide to fun dating ideas that won't break the bank
chapter 1: Fun Dating Ideas on the Cheap! (added 2011/01/14)

The Sexiest Halloween Costumes Yet!
Brand new sexy Halloween costumes that are sexy as well as new
chapter 1: The Sexiest Halloween Costumes Yet! (added 2010/10/16)

Monster Survival Guide: Classic Edition
A heart-pounding list of old-school monsters and how to avoid getting murdered by them
chapter 1: Monster Survival Guide: Classic Edition (added 2010/01/26)

Bible Study With PM: We Must Follow God's Plan and Give Slavery Another Shot
A layman's sermon on the bible's slavery laws
chapter 1: . (added 2009/04/23)

She's Just Not That Into You
it talks about things
chapter 1: . (added 2009/02/11)

Lose a Turn... Forever: The Insidious Relationship Between Children's Board Games and Totalitarian Government Subservience
Parker Bros. and Milton Bradley are secret government departments working in union to seriously mess your shit up
chapter 1: . (added 2009/01/19)

Alpha-Male Hygiene and Grooming... on a Budget!
How to properly prepare your face and body to get laid by babes
chapter 1: . (added 2009/01/19)

Monster Surival Guide!
Strategies for defending your life against various movie monsters
chapter 1: . (added 2009/01/19)

Pat Magazine Fianancial Explorer: The Official PM Business Plan Template, With an Economic Consultant and Random Boldface Type
All-purpose business plan, partially in the boldface font technique
chapter 1: . (added 2009/01/19)

How Not to Score at a Wedding
A real-life guide to reasons you might not hook-up at a wedding reception
chapter 1: How Not to Score at a Wedding (added 2008/04/25)

Getting High Off of Inexpensive Household Products
A guide to various common household substances that can be used in lieu of actual narcotics
chapter 1: Getting High Off of Inexpensive Household Products (added 2010/05/13)

Faking the Male Orgasm
Non-fiction article exploring how a man can fake sexual climax and ejaculation
chapter 1: Faking the Male Orgasm (added 2009/01/13)

Book Review: Curious George Goes to the Circus
My review of this Curious George novel.
chapter 1: Book Review: Curious George Goes to the Circus (added 2008/04/25)

He-Man Smells Trouble: A Dissertation
My critical analysis of this "Masters of the Universe" novel.
chapter 1: He-Man Smells Trouble: A Dissertation (added 2008/04/25)