Jasmin's Reviews > Enchanted: Erotic Bedtime Stories For Women

Enchanted by Nancy Madore
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Warning: This review is PG-13 or rather R-18.

This is a serious collection of all my favorite fairy tales gone naughty and bad.

What have I learned?
1. Size matters over performance. (Beauty and the Beast)
2. When your husband asks you to not enter a room, do not enter it. It is just a room full of kinky sex stuff. If you still decide to enter, face the consequences of being punished in the same room. (Bluebeard)
3. Never challenge a cat you are attracted to. You are most definitely to lose and end up his wife. Though you are a mouse. (Cat and Mouse)
4. If faced with numerous men in the dark, the best way to reveal your loved one is by coitus. (East of the Sun and West of the Moon)
5. If something is soft, it will become hard eventually. (Goldilocks and the Three Barons
6. Do not be deceived by looks, dwarfs may be real princes cursed by a witch. (Snow White)

Okay. I am going to stop now.

But I have to tell you, if ever I have children, and I would read them bedtime stories, I don't think that the wholesome version of these fairy tales would be stuck on my mind, but these. I just hope I wouldn't experience the slip of the tongue.
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Jasmin OMG. Wrong grammar. Though how many times I look at my review, some things are still overlooked.

Hmm, I think Cat and Mouse sex is impossible. So for that short story to not freak me out much, I thought of them as humans. But Madore called them cat and mouse all throughout. So you decide, Z. XD


message 2: by Nissie (new)

Nissie LOL,Jasmin! You certainly did learn a lot! In fact, so did I. And I have to agree with Zosia about the cat and mouse sex...yuck!


Jasmin haha. All is fair in love and war, gender and species. I guess. XD


message 4: by Adrienne (new)

Adrienne Hi Jasmin great review. I've thought about reading this, infact I think It's been on my CME shelf a couple of times, so I may see if the library have a copy.


message 5: by Jasmin (last edited Oct 10, 2010 01:33AM) (new) - rated it 3 stars

Jasmin Thanks Adrienne! Forgive my ignorance, but what it CME? So far, I've seen Coronal mass ejection, which I completely don't know about and Continuing Medical Education, but I don't think there's anything medical in this book. XD

Nancy Madore does have a goal: to empower women sexually, which is good I guess. I hope the book works for you :)


message 6: by Adrienne (new)

Adrienne LOL it's my 'Caught my Eye' shelf. My 'To read' is forbooks I own, 'Pending'is for books I definately want to read and 'CME' is my maybe shelf.


Jasmin THanks for the info. Now I feel human and up to date. XD


Joselito Honestly and Brilliantly Thsi book, indeed, is not to be read to children. Its purpose is to help you make children.


message 10: by Adrienne (new)

Adrienne Brings a whole new meaning to 'Pot Luck picnic/lunch/dinner Haha


Joselito Honestly and Brilliantly Maybe I can contribute spices to your recipes? Mine has a tangy flavor.


Jasmin Why have you tasted yours, kuya Jose?

@Adrienne, I don't think I would be eating at other people's houses from now on. XD


message 13: by Regine (new)

Regine This book sounds hilarious. But erotica written for women just doesn't do it for me :p


Jasmin I get what you mean. I wasn't comfortable w/ the book, but sometimes curiosity gets the best of me.


message 15: by Regine (new)

Regine Haha. No you misread my comment. What I mean is, why not just go for REAL porn instead of grabbing women's erotica?


message 16: by Kurt (last edited Oct 12, 2010 09:09PM) (new)

Kurt hmmm! Regine, "Real" eh? well you dont need porn if you, trying to go "real". Put the book to practical use!


message 17: by Regine (new)

Regine Don't judge. I'm in a long distance relationship, and I need to get my fix some how. Baha.


message 18: by Kurt (new)

Kurt awww... i know about those, whoever invented LDR is evil. sowy so porn it is! and any other fancies you may have... why i am up so late >.< says something...!


Jasmin now i am enlightened. And speechless. :o


message 20: by Joy (new) - rated it 4 stars

Joy Well, since I'm on a roll reading erotica (historical/contemporary) I don't mind checking this one out. Would share it to my friends too ;)


Jasmin Hope you enjoy this one joy! :D


message 22: by Michelle (new)

Michelle hahaha... i love your review, it's funny! hmmmm, is the story good? i'm kind of interested to read this. ;D


Jasmin Thanks Michelle. Hmm, it's actually a collection of short stories. Hmm, I guess I enjoyed some, but for sure, it is entertaining. :P


message 24: by Michelle (new)

Michelle ok, i get it LOL. i'm reading black dagger brotherhood 6: lover enshrined right now. when i'm done with the brotherhood series, i'll check this book. thanks!


Jasmin I'm just at book 4. Hope you enjoy this one and thanks! :D


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