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I Was Told There'd Be Cake by Sloane Crosley
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Sloane Crosley
“I called my mother immediately to inform her that she was a bad parent. "I can't believe you let us watch this. We ate dinner in front of this."

"Everyone watched Twin Peaks," was her response.

"So, if everyone jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you do it, too?"

"Don't be silly," she laughed, "of course I would, honey. There'd be no one left on the planet. It would be a very lonely place.”
Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
tags: humor

Sloane Crosley
“Shortly after this exchange my roommate suggested we start throwing water balloons at the construction workers. Not really at them because, I know, I know, it's not their fault. But believe me, it's hard to look down and see a man with a seven-speed power drill plowing through a brick wall and tell yourself he's not responsible for the noise.”
Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
tags: humor

Sloane Crosley
“It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fondness are bluffing away early-onset Alzheimer's. ”
Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake


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