Jan 08, 10
Read in December, 2009
Remember that time you were dating that person and you thought they were so great at first? You thought they might be the "one", the answer to your prayers... But eventually, you realized they weren't great at all- they were in fact, the worst thing that ever happened to you. That sucked didn't it? But then, you had a secret too. You weren't very great either. You were never going to be anyone else's the "one" because you are a TERRIFYING SUPER FREAK. That's why you're wearing your ex's spinal cord wrapped around your waist and have fashioned it so it resembles an enormous bloody phallus.
This is what Warren Ellis' 7 issue comic series, No Hero, is like. It's so great it just might be the "one".