This book is so lame. Zoey is ssoooo annoying (and a skank). I want to strangle her! All the characters are utterly obnoxious, including the dog. The dialouge is overly repitive "oh, woe is me, I used to have three boyfriends, but they found out what a skank I am. I'm so special because I have fancy tatoos, but I pretend to be humble about it. I want brown pop." I'm only reading this series, for however much I despise the characters and diologue, the plot is pretty good and I want to find out what happens.