Steven Salaita's Reviews > The O'Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families

The O'Reilly Factor for Kids by Bill O'Reilly
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Aug 24, 09

Okay, I will confess: I haven't actually read this book. But I can say with certainty that it would be more appropriate to give children moonshine than anything written by this sleazy bozo.
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message 1: by Laura (new)

Laura Really? Damn. There goes my next bedtime book idea.

Steven Salaita Sorry to ruin your idea, dear Laura. But stay strong: I'm sure Glenn Beck will come out with a kid's book soon, something like "Teaching Little Johnny Why Black Presidents are Unacceptable and Why Immigrants are Scum and Why Muslims Should be Rounded Up and Tortured Just Because." It'll be a real tour de force.

And I hear Ann Coulter also has one forthcoming: "Why Mommy Has an Adam's Apple: Lessons on How to Get Little Bowtie-Wearing Pricks to Masturbate to Anorexic Fascists." I'm thinking of having kids just to read them this sure-to-be masterpiece.

Or: I hear plum and peach moonshine are the tastiest. The young 'uns really take to the grain-infused fruit.

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