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Mortified by David Nadelberg
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Feb 24, 2009

really liked it
bookshelves: nonfiction

Okay, after seeing Mortified in person, I am giving the book a second try and am VERY happy! Its pretty funny. The Porn Story- "Well, Brad and I sat in his car and did in the back seat while 'Ice Ice Baby' was playing on the radio. He unzipped my leather jacket and frenched my boobs and squeezed my butt" hahahahahahah.

"To whom it may concern,
Last week I read a story that Ringling brothers circus turned a goat into a unicorn. I think that is one of the meanest things you could do to a goat. Now his family won't recognize him and other goats will think he's weird. How would you like it if I took your nose and put it in the middle of your forehead so people would laugh at you?"
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Carolanne I know, I'm so pathetic!! :( I really was excited to read this too.

Carolanne YES! We are. and I want go to with you to a trivia night! I think that would be fun. I don't want to compete though....

Carolanne ps
you should just be a full time out-loud reader!
we had a librarian at mhcc come talk to our class and she was SOOO enthusiastic and kept making like library themed jokes and stuff..I thought maybe thats how you are at work also! lol

Carolanne I don't have anything to contribute.... you saw me at the 90's trivia...I'm a wet noodle.

Malbadeen Carolanne, at least give the duran duran story a try before you toss it. It's hilarious!

Carolanne I will. I still have it, so I'll give it a try!

Carolanne Ride a bike! ha! don't insult me- I don't ride a bike!

Carolanne Marie, I did read Duran Duran and it was pretty darn funny (with more emphasis on pathetic).

Malbadeen pathetic vs. funny - they're diferent?

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