Sometimes I am envious of women unburdened by the freedom to be anything they want to be when they grow up.
Life is more fun with my work spouse.
We're all so connected, I desperately wish we knew it.
After careful consideration over the course of 61 years, I have concluded that I am an "Apathist" - I don't know and I don't care.
I make funny faces on my photo IDs so that I'll always have something in my pocket to make someone laugh. It almost always works.
If Jesus happens to be gay, I will still follow and love him.
If oblivion is all there is when we die, If nothing happens other than Suffering ends, or A happy life was lived, or An evil life was snuffed out, or A boring life is at last over, I think that's a wonderful alternative To Heaven and Hell, And I'd choose oblivion.