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Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed by Lance Carbuncle
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Feb 01, 2010

it was amazing
bookshelves: bizarro, signed-by-author
Recommended for: anyone who has a twisted sense of humor.
Read in December, 2009 — I own a copy

What do you get when you blow up a huge sombrero, are gifted with Bruce Dickenson's poo, crash a bratmobile, and a Bassett hound named Idjit Galoot is your tour guide on one incredible, zany trip full of mayhem and madness? Why this book of course!

This is one book you'll want to pick up if you're in the mood for offbeat, off kilter kind of humor. Lance Carbuncle is the master wordsmith of this hilariously disgusting book, and I mean it in the best way possible! So, don't delay, pick up this fantastic book today. Trust me you'll be glad you did.
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Reading Progress

11/30/2009 page 159
59.55% "Sick and twisted but I'm loving every page of it!"
12/02/2009 page 186
69.66% "Just heard Clubfoot Jasper's story told to the main character by Fat Elvis. What a story!"
12/03/2009 page 205
76.78% "It's time for you to wake up now, says Idjit. Otherwise you're going to get poked by a big stick. Huh..."

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