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Never Do Anything, Ever by Jim Benton
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Mar 09, 09

bookshelves: funny, juvenile, real-life
Read in March, 2009

And of course my first impulse would be to just close the blinds and lie about it, but if Mrs. Clawson looked out there and saw her unmentionables being mentioned like crazy, she might have a heart attack. There was nothing I could do but run outside before anybody else saw and gather them up.

Not with my hands, of course. With barbecue tongs. I mean, c'mon. Old-lady underpants? Uck.
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