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The Necronomicon by Simon
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Mar 26, 2007

did not like it
bookshelves: craphat
Read in January, 1993

Damn love spell didn't work, fucking piece of shit book.
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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

Now some extradimensional entity is going to twist your head into seven dimensions, take control of your body for a few years, then let you return to your gibbering insanity, wasting away in a lake of your own bodily fluids.

Silly fool.

Gabriel Isn't clearning my engrams supposed to prevent that? Damn those damned liars... I'm calling my auditor right away.

message 3: by Brian (new)

Brian hail Satan!

message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

Hail, L. Ron Hubbard! Mingler of psychic fluid, keeper of the five-tailed donkey-crab, holder of Mesopotamian magpie droppings! He who speaks of the Twiggly Tongue, Walker in the Dark Down-There!

bearded monalisa wtf does hubbard has to do with this book?

Gabriel bearded monalisa wrote: "wtf does hubbard has to do with this book?"

Well, there's a certain spiritual brotherhood between the likes of the author of the Necronomicon, Anton LaVey, and Hubbard but, more specifically, there's a thread of theme in the comments linking Cthulu -> Satan -> L Ron Hubbard.

Two of those entities would be great at a party, the other wouldn't.

message 7: by Julian (new) - added it

Julian Patton I feel your pain

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