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Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James
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UPDATE 9/23/12: While I'm still reading this, enjoy the ad for Christian's flavored Popsicle.

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“Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?” Holy shit. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly.
“No, Anastasia it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom.”
My mouth drops open. Fuck hard! Holy shit, that sounds so… hot. But why are we looking at a playroom? I am mystified.
“You want to play on your Xbox?” I ask. He laughs, loudly.
“No, Anastasia, no Xbox, no Playstation. Come.”… Producing a key from his pocket, he unlocks yet another door and takes a deep breath.
“You can leave anytime. The helicopter is on stand-by to take you whenever you want to go, you can stay the night and go home in the morning. It’s fine whatever you decide.”
“Just open the damn door, Christian.”
He opens the door and stands back to let me in. I gaze at him once more. I so want to know what’s in here. Taking a deep breath I walk in.
And it feels like I’ve time-traveled back to the sixteenth century and the Spanish Inquisition.
Holy fuck.
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“- "Why don't you like to be touched?"
- "Because I'm fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia”
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“I am going to have coffee with Christian Grey... and I hate coffee.”
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“Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.”
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“Laters, baby.”
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Reading Progress

09/18/2012 page 236
45.0% "Ana, you did the right thing.
Stop changing your mind!"
09/18/2012 page 236
45.0% "What? Christian was hungry once. Holy crap.

Ana, EVERYONE HAS BEEN HUNGRY AT LEAST ONCE!!
WHAT MAKES HIM SO SPECIAL?!!"
09/18/2012 page 238
46.0% "My inner goddess was not pleased.

My patience is not pleased."
09/18/2012 page 239
46.0% "Christian: Why haven't you e-mailed me? Or texted me back?

Jeez, clingy much, Grey?"
09/18/2012 page 242
47.0% "The whole "Kate Kavanagh" name-calling is getting annoying!! >.<"
09/18/2012 page 244
47.0% "Blush scarlet? How else can you blush? Blush purple?"
09/18/2012 page 245
47.0% ". . . Did she . . . Did she just compared herself to Eve from the Bible?
Why? Why? Why, why, why???" 10 comments
09/18/2012 page 250
48.0% "I'm halfway there. Finally."
09/18/2012 page 250
48.0% "Oh my, he's hot in leather.

I beg to differ that most people look good with leather. What makes him so special?"
09/18/2012 page 252
49.0% "Chaste kisses?
Bitch, please!"
09/18/2012 page 254
49.0% "The eating police arrived!"
09/18/2012 page 256
49.0% "Christian: I'll agree to the fisting, but I'd really like to claim your ass, Anastasia. Your ass needs training.

I wasn't supposed to be laughing."
09/18/2012 page 256
49.0% ""We don't have to do it again"

You keep saying that, you asshole."
09/18/2012 page 256
49.0% "I really want Christian Grey to have sex with men.
I want him gay.
What?"
09/18/2012 page 256
49.0% "SEMEN."
09/18/2012 page 260
50.0% "This scene is worrying me."
09/18/2012 page 260
50.0% ""I want to fuck you into next week,"

Ummm . . ."
09/18/2012 page 260
50.0% "My inner goddess is panting.
Is she thirsty?"
09/18/2012 page 262
50.0% "Ana, be grateful that he bought you an expensive car, even though he is a pervert!
Wait, what did I just said?
GAAAH!!!"
09/18/2012 page 262
50.0% ""If I want to buy a fucking car, then I'll buy you a fucking car,"

Damn, motherfucker."
09/18/2012 page 262
50.0% "Ana:"Please don't be angry with me, you scare me when you're angry,"

Danger. DANGER. DANGER."
09/18/2012 page 263
51.0% "Christian. Talks. Like. This. It. Makes. Me. Imagine. That. A. Morse. Code. Machine. Is. Fucking. Ana."
09/18/2012 page 263
51.0% "Down there, my sex, what else are you going to call it?
My thing? My big lips? My fish candy?" 2 comments
09/18/2012 page 263
51.0% "Having an orgasm by nipple stimulation?
Snort. That's unbelievable." 4 comments
09/18/2012 page 266
51.0% "Yay, for condoms!"
09/18/2012 page 266
51.0% "I suck, hard.
And boy, do you suck."
09/18/2012 page 268
52.0% "That sex scene was humorously creepy.
Heh."
09/18/2012 page 269
52.0% "And that's it for tonight. Phew."
09/22/2012 page 269
52.0% "Ana: "Why don't you like to be touched?"
Christian: "Because I'm fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia”

Hey, he finally admits it!"
09/22/2012 page 270
52.0% "STOP VICTIMIZING YOURSELF!!!" 3 comments
09/22/2012 page 270
52.0% "All this talk about Ana feeling like a child is making me uncomfortable."
09/22/2012 page 270
52.0% "I am crimson.
I thought you were Anastasia."
09/22/2012 page 272
52.0% "He just admitted to her that he got her drunk on purpose.
How is this okay or romantic?!"
09/22/2012 page 272
52.0% "His grin is infectious.
Get him to a doctor, then."
09/22/2012 page 272
52.0% ""Hold me against my will?" Jeez, this is hot.

NO, IT FUCKING ISN'T!!"
09/22/2012 page 273
53.0% "Ana rolled her eyes at him, and he's threatening her to spank her and fuck her really quick and hard.

His voice is so soft, menacing, and it's damned hot.

Once again, this is not okay."
09/22/2012 page 273
53.0% "Should I run?
YES."
09/22/2012 page 274
53.0% "Oh gosh, another sex scene. UGH."
09/22/2012 page 274
53.0% "Take two shots every time Ana says that "her heart is in her mouth"."
09/22/2012 page 274
53.0% ""
09/22/2012 page 275
53.0% ""No one to hear you [cry], baby, just me."

I'm frightened."
09/22/2012 page 275
53.0% ""Well done, Anastasia. Now I'm going to fuck you."
Yaaay."
09/22/2012 page 276
53.0% "He just went inside her a paragraph ago, IS HER VAGINA THAT SENSITIVE???!!"
09/22/2012 page 276
53.0% "The sex is already over?
What?"
09/22/2012 page 276
53.0% ""Are you okay?" His voice is soft.

Oh, I don't know Christian, you come into my house, threatening me not to leave you, spank me for long periods of time, and have amateur sex with me. You think I'm okay?

"I'm okay," I whisper.

Goddammit."
09/22/2012 page 278
54.0% ""You didn't cry," he murmurs

LIAR!!!"
09/22/2012 page 280
54.0% "She admits her mistakes, but never learns them."
09/22/2012 page 281
54.0% "Another shot for every time she refers to her laptop as a "mean machine"."
09/22/2012 page 283
55.0% "Email!Christian: Now please do not refer to yourself as "some woman I fuck occasionally" because, quite, frankly, it makes me MAD, and you really wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Christian Grey is actually Hulk.
Motherfucker."
09/22/2012 page 286
55.0% ""I'm sure I'm responsible [for making you cry], but I have no idea why. Is it because I hit you?"

UGH!! The nerve of this guy! >_<"
09/22/2012 page 286
55.0% ",and i don't want him to beat me, is that so unreasonable?
Uuum. . ."
09/22/2012 page 287
55.0% "Christian wanted to spank Ana ever since she asked him if he was gay?
So, is that it? You are being so butthurt over a simple comment? Gosh, grow up, asshole." 2 comments
09/22/2012 page 287
55.0% "Now Ana is blaming Kate for Christian's actions!
What the hell?!"
09/22/2012 page 289
56.0% "Manipulative bastard. I hate you."
09/22/2012 page 290
56.0% "And now things are calm.
For now."
09/23/2012 page 290
56.0% "The moment is cute but it will be ruined any time soon."
09/23/2012 page 291
56.0% "Another shot for every time Bella--oops, I mean Ana--blushes crimson or scarlet."
09/23/2012 page 295
57.0% "You are an adult--you have choices.
You keep saying that, Grey.

I Alaska is very cold and no place to run. I would find you.
I can track your cell phone--remember?

And he's supposed to be every woman's fantasy? I'm disturbed."
09/23/2012 page 296
57.0% "E-mail!Anna: Have you sought therapy for your stalker tendencies?
Why is Ana more likable by e-mail?"
09/23/2012 page 298
57.0% "E-mail!Christian: My palm is twitching.
Drive safely, Miss Steele.


Uh-oh."
09/23/2012 page 299
58.0% "Blackberries aren't that popular anymore! XD
Ah, good times."
09/23/2012 page 303
58.0% "It might sound weird, but I actually like Ana's imaginary friends.
Does that make me one of the minority?"
09/23/2012 page 306
59.0% ""You hang up"
"No, you hang up"

UGH. Not the sickeningly sweethearts thing. >_<"
09/23/2012 page 308
59.0% "New city, no job . . . nut-job boyfriend.
Hard, isn't?"
09/23/2012 page 312
60.0% "This whole "I'm not hungry for food" got old. Fast."
09/23/2012 page 312
60.0% "He gives me a don't-be-ridiculous look.

Once again: Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face.
I couldn't help myself."
09/23/2012 page 313
60.0% ""I'm so glad you're here," he whispers. "I can't wait to get you naked."
" 5 comments
09/23/2012 page 314
61.0% "She's a terrible friend! She just called Kate a "fool".
UGH."
09/23/2012 page 315
61.0% "Yes, Ana. A doctor telling your abuser to "look after her; she's a beautiful, bright young woman" is really inappropriate and a no-so-subtle warning.
Right." 4 comments
09/23/2012 page 315
61.0% ""She said that I had to abstain from all sexual activity for the next four weeks."
*Christian looks shocked*
Gotcha!"
He narrows his eyes, and I immediately stop laughing. In fact, he looks rather forbidding. Oh shit. My subconscious quails in the corner as all the blood drains from my face, and I imagine him putting me across his knee again.
"Gotcha!" he says and smirks.


THIS IS NOT OKAY!"
09/23/2012 page 316
61.0% "Hey, don't ruin Bachianas Brasileiras!!"
09/23/2012 page 317
61.0% "He wants to hurt me . . . how do I deal with this?
Call the police. Now." 2 comments
09/23/2012 page 318
61.0% ""No, and right now, I just want to tie you up and fuck you senseless,"
What a turn-on. >_>"
09/23/2012 page 319
62.0% "This means SEX!"
09/23/2012 page 320
62.0% ",fear and longing mixed together. It's an intoxicating mix.
It's a dangerous mix."
09/23/2012 page 320
62.0% "It's only just not painful.
Once again, THAT'S NOT A SENTENCE!!"
09/23/2012 page 321
62.0% "These jeans are hot.
Everything that Grey wears is hot, damn it!" 3 comments
09/23/2012 page 322
62.0% "He smells like himself?
Good to know."
09/23/2012 page 322
62.0% "Not taking his eyes off mine, he scrunches my panties in his hand, holds them up to his nose, and inhales deeply.
What the--?" 2 comments
09/23/2012 page 324
63.0% ""See how you taste. Suck. Suck hard, baby.
And now bleed, bitch! Bleeeeed!!
Okay, my joke was not appropriate. At all.
This book is making me fucked up."
09/23/2012 page 324
63.0% "She already came, and he hasn't been inside her yet.
Just fucked with a crop."
09/23/2012 page 325
63.0% "He only did like a few thrusts inside her, and she already had an Earth-shattering orgasm. Again.
This is so unrealistic. I thought women took them longer to get an orgasm.
But, Ana . . . orgasms even when she's barely touched.
What."
09/23/2012 page 325
63.0% "Wait, cross?
Her hands and body were tied up against a cross while he was fucking her?
I think I'm going to throw up . . ."
09/23/2012 page 326
63.0% ""Boring you, am I, Miss Steele?
Is that sentence correctly placed? :S Just curious." 2 comments
09/23/2012 page 327
63.0% "A-ha!! The ropes and wires from the first chapters were indeed going to be used for his kinky tendencies to Ana!
I'm going to tell my mother that I was right. :3"
09/23/2012 page 327
63.0% "He smacks me across my behind with his hand. Ow . . . It stings.
No shit, Ana. >.>"
09/23/2012 page 328
63.0% "I SENSE ANAL SEX!!!"
09/23/2012 page 328
63.0% "He grabs my hips and positions himself, and I brace myself for his assault.
If you refer to someone's seduction as an assault, there's obviously something wrong with the relationship."
09/23/2012 page 329
64.0% "My body is responding . . . how?
By being fucked hard, that's how."
09/23/2012 page 329
64.0% ""I declare this Ana open," he breathes, and cuts the plastic.
SHE FREAKING GIGGLED AT THAT."
09/23/2012 page 330
64.0% "He patiently dresses me as if I'm a small child."
Incorporating pedophilia in an erotica is not sexy.
Please stop referring yourself as a child. It's creepy."
09/23/2012 page 330
64.0% "And before I can make a facetious comment, I'm asleep.

All I can think is this (unfortunately): “I luv u TaEbory.” he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol.
What's wrong with me?!! D:"
09/23/2012 page 332
64.0% "Don't make with Frank Sinatra!!
Gosh!" 1 comment
09/23/2012 page 335
65.0% "Mentioning your old abuser while dancing is not a good idea, Grey."
09/23/2012 page 337
65.0% "Christian's adoptive dad is named "Carrick".
You got to be kidding." 3 comments
09/23/2012 page 337
65.0% "Mia is curvaceous, eh?"
09/23/2012 page 338
65.0% "Mia has not let go of my hand.
Awwww."
09/23/2012 page 338
65.0% "What's this, Hug Ana Week?
Jeez, Ana, people hugging you is irritating for you?
Loser."
09/23/2012 page 339
65.0% "Who are you to talk about dignity, Ana? Kate is going to take a vacation with Elliot, and she suddenly has no dignity?
Hypocrite should be your middle name, Ana."
09/23/2012 page 339
65.0% "Ana mentions her trip to Georgia, and Christian gets pissed at Ana for not telling him. Then, Kate interferes.

"Ana deserves a break," she says pointedly at Christian.

And then we get this:
Why is she so antagonistic towards him? What is her problem?

Unbelievable. Ana, Kate defends you, and this is how you act towards her?
Fuck you. You don't deserve friends." 1 comment
09/23/2012 page 341
66.0% "Oh, shit."
09/23/2012 page 343
66.0% "Of course Ana would rather go to London than Paris!!!" 1 comment
09/23/2012 page 344
66.0% "I sigh and peek up at Fifty Shades.
The name-dropping was cute at first.
Stop it now." 1 comment
09/23/2012 page 346
67.0% "He's going to spank and fuck her because he is mad at her for spending time with Jose.
In his parent's house.
Oh, boy."
09/23/2012 page 348
67.0% "He wants to punish her because she closed her legs when he wanted sex back at his parent's dinning table.

"No one's ever said no to me before. And it's so--hot."

Yeah."
09/23/2012 page 349
67.0% "He rolls the condom down over his impressive length.

" 2 comments
09/23/2012 page 350
68.0% ". . . That was quick."
09/23/2012 page 350
68.0% "Quickly, I attempt to smooth my just-fucked hair.

" 1 comment
09/23/2012 page 352
68.0% "Kate tells Ana that she doesn't trust Christian, that he is controlling.
Ana says (in her head): I KNOW WHAT HE'S REALLY LIKE--YOU DON'T!

*facepalm*" 1 comment
09/23/2012 page 355
69.0% "Ana realizes that Christian has fucked-up issues.
It took you long enough."
09/23/2012 page 356
69.0% ""Clingy" should be Christian's middle name."
09/23/2012 page 357
69.0% "More sex? Already?
SIGH."
09/23/2012 page 357
69.0% ""Mr. Grey, you are a born romantic."
BULLSHIT!!!"
09/23/2012 page 361
70.0% ""Anastasia, I've told you. Fifty shades.
Of fucked up!!"
09/23/2012 page 362
70.0% "He asked her when her job interview starts.
I have a bad feeling about this."
09/23/2012 page 362
70.0% "Silver balls inside Ana's mouth!!"
09/23/2012 page 363
70.0% "And now Christian has the balls in his mouth.
Heh."
09/23/2012 page 363
70.0% "Balls . . . inside Ana's vagina.
*cringe*"
09/23/2012 page 364
70.0% "He's treating her like a servant! D:"
09/23/2012 page 366
71.0% "*removes balls*
*gets inside her*
*has an orgasm after two thrusts*
Done."
09/23/2012 page 367
71.0% ""My mother was a crack whore. She's dead now. Goodnight. Snore.""
09/23/2012 page 368
71.0% "I have exactly 146 pages to go.
I'm almost free. :DDD" 2 comments
09/23/2012 page 370
71.0% "He waits, staring out the window, master of his universe,
Ah-ha!!!"
09/23/2012 page 371
72.0% "DESK SEX!!"
09/23/2012 page 371
72.0% "BWAHAHAHA!!!"
09/23/2012 page 372
72.0% "This is not making love, this is fucking--and I love it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
09/23/2012 page 372
72.0% "Yawn. It's the same sex all over again.
*enters*
*thrusts a little bit*
*"Come for me!"*
*orgasm*
*Done*"
09/23/2012 page 372
72.0% ""You. Are. Mine," he says, each word a staccato.
Fifty Shades of Grey The Musical.
Coming to Broadway next year."
09/23/2012 page 374
72.0% "Christian: "What?"
Ana: "What's wrong?"
Christian: "What do you mean?"

This is amusing me. XD"
09/23/2012 page 375
72.0% ""Sit," he orders, pointing to one of the barstools.

Wow. Treating women like dogs. That's very nice. >.>"
09/23/2012 page 377
73.0% "Oh, hello Mr. J. Hyde!"
09/23/2012 page 379
73.0% "This Jack Hyde is going to be a villain in the next book, right?"
09/23/2012 page 381
74.0% "Why is everyone reminding me of my favorite Fifty Shades?
Let me guess: Your favorite Fifty Shades is Fifty Shades Freed, where you two get married and have kids, right?"
09/23/2012 page 385
74.0% "E-mail!Christian: "Weirding" is not a verb and should not be used by anyone who wants to go into publishing.

Um, Lampshade Hanging Self-Deprecation?"
09/23/2012 page 387
75.0% "E-mail!Christian: Good night, Anastasia.
I hope you and your sense of irony have a safe flight.


Chuckle."
09/23/2012 page 388
75.0% "Christian Grey makes upgrading to first class look bad."
09/23/2012 page 389
75.0% "Now that I think about it, it isn't so bad."
09/23/2012 page 390
75.0% "I almost hug myself with mischievous glee.
Almost loser. No, wait. You are still a loser."
09/23/2012 page 391
76.0% "honestly, who has a tan in Seattle?
Ever heard of the Seattle Sun Tan salon which is spread all over Washington?
Your argument is sparkly and extremely invalid."
09/23/2012 page 394
76.0% "E-mail!Ana: That scares me . . . you scare me . . .

EVERYTHING SCARES ME!!"
09/23/2012 page 395
76.0% "Yeah! *claps* Wonderful, Ana! You tell that scumbag where to shove it!!

*to my alter ego, Bianca Black* It won't last long.
Bianca Black: Such a shame."
09/23/2012 page 397
77.0% ". . . A tankini, Ana?
Really?"
09/23/2012 page 399
77.0% "Oh, no. Christian Grey replied back. D:"
09/23/2012 page 400
77.0% "The email rings truth, but it's still threatening. :/"
09/23/2012 page 400
77.0% "What a hypocrite. He keeps telling her that she has the right to say no since the sub has all the power.
If that was true, the relationship would have ended months ago, but guess what? Christian keeps stalking her, forcing sex on her so she won't leave, all that fucking jazz.
And now he decides to play the victim, blame Ana for the failed relationship.
Fuck you, Christian Grey."
09/23/2012 page 400
77.0% "This whole "I love you" business could have been sweet if it wasn't for the fact that it sounds like he's threatening her."
09/23/2012 page 401
78.0% "Email!Christian: And I'd never beat you black and blue. I aim for pink.
You heard that? It is not abuse if the bruises are pink.
I call bullshit on that!!" 1 comment
09/23/2012 page 402
78.0% "What a long email."
09/23/2012 page 412
80.0% "Laters, baby.
The only good thing from this atrocious book."
09/23/2012 page 413
80.0% "Holy cow! I'm on Google!
EVERYONE IS IN GOOGLE!!!"
09/23/2012 page 416
80.0% "Christian Grey had dinner with Mrs. Robinson, the reason why he is fucked up.
Dun, dun, DUN!!"
09/23/2012 page 417
81.0% "Wait, what?
He was in Georgia, spying on her, all this time?
You rotten, manipulative bastard!! You couldn't help yourself, huh? HUH?"
09/23/2012 page 418
81.0% "Un--fucking--believable."
09/26/2012 page 425
82.0% "Christian is an hypocrite stalker, and Ana wonders if he loves her.
Sigh."
09/26/2012 page 426
82.0% "This whole Mrs. Robinson thing . . . sounds way creepier when you realize that Ana is jealous of the woman who sexually abused a younger Christian."
09/26/2012 page 426
82.0% "They didn't see each other for almost three days! Christian acts like it was ten years since they saw each other!!"
09/26/2012 page 427
83.0% ""Are you bleeding?"

Oh, shit . . ."
09/26/2012 page 429
83.0% "There's nothing erotic about regular, in-and-out sex, Ana!!!"
09/26/2012 page 429
83.0% "Truly I am a marionette and he is the master puppeteer.
You got that right."
09/26/2012 page 429
83.0% ""When did you start your period, Ana?"

Shit, shit, shit, shit . . ."
09/26/2012 page 430
83.0% "VOMIT."
09/26/2012 page 430
83.0% "That was . . . quick.
Once again."
09/26/2012 page 434
84.0% "*Snorts* Ana just called Mrs. Robinson a "Mrs. Pedo"."
09/26/2012 page 436
84.0% "According to Ana, there's only care when there's spanking.
What?"
09/26/2012 page 438
85.0% "More sex? ALREADY?!!"
09/26/2012 page 438
85.0% "A devouring orgasm?
What the--?"
09/26/2012 page 438
85.0% "Cheese. So much cheese."
09/26/2012 page 441
85.0% ""Sleep," he commands

Is that the only thing he can do? Ordering around?"
09/26/2012 page 442
85.0% ", and the effect of his sweet voice spreads like warm melted caramel through my veins.

Be careful, or your blood pressure rises."
09/26/2012 page 444
86.0% "The sentences . . . and the over-dramatization. . . is killing me."
09/26/2012 page 446
86.0% "Christian Grey has Britney Spears in his iPod?
Jeez, no wonder he is always saying "baby" all the time. Spears thought him everything she knew about the word!

Britney Spears, the ultimate "crazy baby" singer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omqGT9...

Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby . . ."
09/26/2012 page 447
86.0% "Stop saying "Who"!!!!"
09/26/2012 page 448
87.0% "Elena! Holy fuck. The evil one has a name and it's all foreign sounding.

GASP!! Look out!! Here comes an . . . Elena!! EVIIIIIIL!!!"
09/26/2012 page 448
87.0% "A woman can still get pregnant even when she's on her period, you idiotic Grey!!!"
09/26/2012 page 450
87.0% "A British man in this scene? Didn't see that one coming."
09/26/2012 page 453
88.0% "What's with the Icarus metaphor? It keeps appearing!"
09/26/2012 page 455
88.0% "Having sex . . . IN A PLANE?!!
Stop it now, you horny simpletons!
Heh, couldn't help myself with that line. ._."
09/26/2012 page 456
88.0% "Christian: "I hate condoms."

. . . Fuck you."
09/26/2012 page 456
88.0% "Who would have thought. . .? Christian Grey at IHOP.

OMG!! A person is entering a restaurant! You want to tell the news about that?"
09/26/2012 page 456
88.0% "Incomplete. Sentences."
09/26/2012 page 457
88.0% "Oh my . . . sex in IHOP.

Coming soon to DVD! Starting Ron Jeremy as Christian Grey!!"
09/26/2012 page 457
88.0% ", he looks so deliciously dangerous

Not good."
09/26/2012 page 458
89.0% "Christian: "Do I disarm you?"
Ana: "All the time."

A-HA!!!"
09/26/2012 page 462
89.0% "He knows that she talks in her sleep!!"
09/26/2012 page 464
90.0% "She got the job!
Hooray!!"
09/26/2012 page 470
91.0% "Um . . . maybe she said "I love you" in her sleep? If so, aw.
*Eek!*"
09/26/2012 page 472
91.0% "The BDSM is a distraction from the real issue. The sex is amazing, he's wealthy, he's beautiful, but this is all meaningless without his love,

Sigh."
09/26/2012 page 480
93.0% "YAWN. Boring sex!!"
09/26/2012 page 480
93.0% "ORAL SEX!!"
09/26/2012 page 482
93.0% "Charlie Tango!"
09/26/2012 page 484
94.0% "Not the Playroom! D:"
09/26/2012 page 485
94.0% "Ugh, I get it! He's hot! You'd say it enough!!!"
09/26/2012 page 486
94.0% "Having sex AGAIN?!! -.-"
09/26/2012 page 490
95.0% "Music makes everyone horny."
09/26/2012 page 491
95.0% "What? WHAT?! He is hitting her??!! NO! NO! NO! NO NO! NO!
STOP IT!!!"
09/26/2012 page 495
96.0% "Almost there! I'm almost done! :D"
09/26/2012 page 500
97.0% "Repeating the contract again?!!
NO!!"
09/26/2012 page 503
97.0% "You're so clingy, Grey!!"
09/26/2012 page 508
98.0% "She finally left him.
Too bad that it won't last."
09/26/2012 page 514
100.0% "YES!! I'm finally done!!"

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message 1: by Lynne (new)

Lynne Hey Merary, you might find this link interesting: http://dearauthor.com/features/indust...
It's a side-by-side comparison of James's original Twilight fanfic.


Merary Stargirl1234 wrote: "M-M-MY EYES AT THE SPOILER Y I HAVE TO LOOK Y!!!!!!!!?!?!"

*giggles* >:D


message 3: by Alex (new)

Alex I demand a review! =) I can't wait to see you tear this book apart after everything I've heard about it.


message 4: by Isabella (new)

Isabella Childhood has changed forever. Scarred for life. xDD


Merary Isabella wrote: "Childhood has changed forever. Scarred for life. xDD"

BWAHAHAHA!! >XD


message 6: by Isabella (new)

Isabella Stargirl wrote: "I'm still astounded you even managed to finish this peice of fuckery. The movies release date has been anounced....cries..."

AHHHH! Screams and hides in a deep, dark hole of which my childhood dies.*


message 7: by Isabella (new)

Isabella Stargirl wrote: "Isabella wrote: "Stargirl wrote: "I'm still astounded you even managed to finish this peice of fuckery. The movies release date has been anounced....cries..."

AHHHH! Screams and hides in a deep, d..."


Yes I do and I see you also do based on your picture. My personal favorite is Rin Kagamine. :)


message 8: by Isabella (new)

Isabella Stargirl wrote: "Isabella wrote: "Stargirl wrote: "Isabella wrote: "Stargirl wrote: "I'm still astounded you even managed to finish this peice of fuckery. The movies release date has been anounced....cries..."

AHH..."


Yes! Why not, I have the same interest.


Melissa I thought your breaking dawn review was hilarious but this knocked it out of the park!!! Thank you for making my day :)


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