"Best line so far.."Oooh, I could just eat you up," the father says, as if this were the most normal thing in the world and cannibalism of one's own child were the ultimate sign of affection."
*snicker* Love it."
"What is going on with this book's page! Every review I read has huge plot spoilers in it that are not warned or marked in any way.
At this point, I don't think this plot could be any more spoiled for me. *flags more reviews*"
||13.0%||"I'm sure this will have something to do with the plot later but I really don't want to hear about Leslie's furry vagina lol"|
||24.0%||"I'm having real problems with this POV. It's making me not care about the characters and gives very little detail, so I get told X happened but not why it happened and that's annoying me."|
||29.0%||"Why on earth would you tell your 10 year old twins that they had a third sibling who died at birth? WTF is wrong with these people?" 2 comments|
||35.0%||"Haven't we learned anything from horror movies, you DON'T SPLIT UP! Unless you're in this book."|
||42.0%||"I had a feeling that would happen..oh and ewwwwwwww. Seriously!" 8 comments|
"This is bugging me, why do the kids have a hyphenated last name? Twisden-Kramer? Kramer is mom's maiden name, but she has only been referred to as Leslie Twisden and her husband as Alex Twisden. Why would you hyphenate the kid's names but not your own?
It's really annoying me!"
||48.0%||"Okay, that was pointless. We already knew about the goby fish, we already knew about the cannibalism, we already knew about the drive to eat one's own young...what was the point of telling all of that again?"|
||74.0%||"This chase is getting boring, is it going to come to any purpose? Or just a whole book of running away from mommy and daddy then the end?"|
||100.0%||"Um, well okay then. Lots of running and chasing, lots of terror about mommy and daddy eating them...and then it ends, on that? I really dunno about that."|