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Exit to Eden by Anne Rampling
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Dec 13, 2008

it was ok
bookshelves: 2005, erotica, fiction
Read in April, 2005

** spoiler alert ** i like anne rice. i like erotica. so i figured i would at least enjoy exit to eden. it was okay. a few parts were hot and enjoyable. but, as always with an anne rice book, the story was good and the writing was not. the premise was great. slave goes to island to perfect his trade. the master there falls in love with him. they escape said island. hilarity sex ensues. it was just not the best writing i've ever seen. and one thing just disgusted me. no, not the SM. no, not the anal rape with a double dildo. nope, it was the guy's unrealized fantasy, which he realized after they'd escaped the island. he rubbed butter and cinnamon on her breasts, her cooter and IN her cooter. yep, he put butter and cinnamon inside her. INSIDE HER. i hate it when people write about that shit. it is so unsanitary and potentially unsafe to put a food product inside yourself or another. and too, who the fuck wants to lick butter? ugh. i mean, chocolate, peanut butter, whip cream, sure, but butter? greasy. but back to the real issue. if you don't get that shit cleaned out, you open yourself up to the potential of yeast infections and other gross shit. and you know you ain't gonna get all that cinnamon outta there for at least a couple days, no matter how much he licks or your rinse in the shower. and don't tell me douche, cause that's bad for you too. but besides the not super writing and the gross ass butter scene,
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