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How to Survive a Horror Movie by Seth Grahame-Smith
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Seth Grahame-Smith
“In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money).

In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers.”
Seth Grahame-Smith, How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

Seth Grahame-Smith
“From this moment on, nothing is what it seems. You're not a human being, you're a character- and filmmakers are doing everything in their power to kill you even now.

Supernatural powers and curses are real, and numbers like 666 and 237 can kill you just as easily as a butch knife.

Log cabins are slaughterhouses, cornstalks are antennas for evil, and aliens never, ever come in peace.”
Seth Grahame-Smith, How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills
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Seth Grahame-Smith
“Some people say "if we split up,we can cover more ground"-with blood”
Seth Grahame-Smith, How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

Seth Grahame-Smith
“put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there”
Seth Grahame-Smith, How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

Seth Grahame-Smith
“So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse's only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid.”
Seth Grahame-Smith, How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills


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