Hannah's review
In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot
by Graham Roumieu (Goodreads author!)
Hannah's review
In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot by Graham Roumieu (Goodreads author!)
Hannah's review
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"If you going to chase, please no spray with holy water.
"Ok. Listen. I not know where all you morons come from but holy water no hurt Bigfoot. Garlic and Crucifix also no. Fire, Pitchfork, Silver Bullet OK. Cryptonite do nothing. It not even real. Please stop sending letters asking 'What you vulnerability? What Bigfoot?' Like I tell. What next me bank account number? Why not you invest time in moving out of Parent basement? Maybe have sex or something."
-Bigfoot
"Ok. Listen. I not know where all you morons come from but holy water no hurt Bigfoot. Garlic and Crucifix also no. Fire, Pitchfork, Silver Bullet OK. Cryptonite do nothing. It not even real. Please stop sending letters asking 'What you vulnerability? What Bigfoot?' Like I tell. What next me bank account number? Why not you invest time in moving out of Parent basement? Maybe have sex or something."
-Bigfoot
