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Touch Wood by Anonymous
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Mar 06, 13

bookshelves: trash, well-i-think-its-funny, too-sexy-for-maiden-aunts, no-redeeming-social-importance
Read in September, 2008, read count: 1

The most important thing I learned from reading this book: if you happen to have a friend who makes porn movies, do not, under any circumstances, let yourself be talked into lending him your apartment to use as a location. You simply won't believe how disgusting it will look when you get it back.
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Manny Ah... he accidentally becomes a porn director, roughly in the sense in which I accidentally read it. You know, I was going to take a long flight, I happened to see it at the airport bookshop, I found myself buying it and before I knew what had happened I'd read the whole damn thing. I tell you, it could happen to anyone.

message 2: by MJ (new)

MJ Nicholls OK, I'll buy that. But I'm still telling your mother.

Manny Damn. I said I'd pass it on to her and as usual I forgot. I feel so guilty.

message 4: by Cecily (new)

Cecily (My "like" is more for the comments - though the review ain't bad.)

Manny I promise you, it's good advice. I felt it was more tasteful not to give further details.

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