The Crimson Fucker's Reviews > clownfucker

clownfucker by Snedwick P. Philebius
Rate this book
Clear rating

by
53674
's review
Jul 24, 12

Read in July, 2012

Omg! It’s so horribly bad! That’s its awesome! This is the worst sex story I’ve ever read on my god damn life!!! EVER!!!!!!! But its bad as The Penetrator is the worst action story I’ve ever read in my life!!! I mean fuck!!! Check this out!

Sir Johnny plunged his face between them, and as he did, she untied the string
at the back of his baggy suit. He sucked at one of her nipples (left) as she fumbled to undo his ruffled
collar.


There! You know what I mean!!! When I read that all I could think was “damn! This dude never wrote any porn in his life! hell! I’m sure this dude don’t even watch porn!!! Who tells the audience what nipple the dude it’s sucking on when he deep drives into some boobs!? Omg!!!


I feel like quoting the entire sex scene from this book here!!! But that will ruin the fun for others!!! And I only ruin the fun for people I don’t like! Like esteban!


Then it gets deep! No pun intended! I can see that the author of this one is just using the erotica books as a medium! Clowns are usually seen as something silly! And something you don’t take seriously… (except me! They fucking freak the shit out of me!) still! This book is way more than just an erotic book! It got it all! From government conspiracies to uh, eh! More government conspiracies!!!!!
6 likes · likeflag

Sign into Goodreads to see if any of your friends have read clownfucker.
sign in »

Comments (showing 1-6 of 6) (6 new)

dateDown_arrow    newest »

message 1: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! It got it all! From government conspiracies to uh, eh! More government conspiracies!!!!!

It has me in it?? I demand royalties!


The Crimson Fucker Stay away from me!


message 3: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! Hahaha! Chop chop!!


The Crimson Fucker Stop thinking about my penis!


message 5: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! But it's so small! Are you sure it's not an over-large clitoris??


The Crimson Fucker dude! really! hop off my dick!!! why don't you go bother Esteban!? how am i to impress the ladies if every time my penis is mentioned you come to talk stuff about cutting it off!?


back to top