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Fucked by the Lake Monster 2 by Brandi Burlington
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Read on June 16, 2012

i hear this author has another book in the works. and it sounds like it is gonna blow this one out of the water. by which i do not mean that it is metafiction about two monsterporn stories having intercourse, where one of them performs oral sex upon this one, out of the water. (but which would definitely be one of the best monsterotica experiments ever), just that, you know, it is probably gonna be really good. so keep eyes peeled.

did i need to read another erotic story about champy?

does the sun need to make a rainbow when there is moisture in the air?

it was either read this as a diversion, or jump out the window in a frustration-fueled nervous breakdown.

'nuff said.

this one is a bit of a departure from the first one, but it is no less revolting/hilarious. i mean... sexy. yeah - sexy.

you can tell it is sexy from the opening line:

Because she was a scientist, Dr. Anna Stockhausen quickly realized that she was covered in semen.

not only is she able to recognize semen when it drenches her, but this lady-scientist knows a lot about scientific research methods:

Her college had an excellent library with many books that contained information Dr. Stockhausen needed from time to time. She sometimes also used the internet to look up information. Dr. Stockhausen knew how to cover all the bases when she did research.

who can argue with that? this story offers excellent insight into the innerworkings of the mind of a scientific genius.

Over four months had passed since Dr. Stockhausen found herself mysteriously covered in semen while doing fieldwork on the shores of Lake Champlain. During that time, she had been perplexed at the cause of the incident at the lake. Like the well trained scientist she was she did research and when the research failed to give an answer about what could have produced the amount of semen necessary to leave her drenched she tried to think of other ways of solving the scientific mystery. The only explanation she found in all her research were some Japanese movies that had many, many men all ejaculating on one girl. She saw what these girls looked like after large groups of men came on them and she saw some similarity between the girls on her computer screen and what had happened to her, but she was quite certain that there hadn’t been a crowd of men, Japanese or otherwise, anywhere near her at the lake that night. For the sake of research, she watched a variety of these scenes and didn’t discover any clues to her own scientific dilemma.

She did discover that she could bring herself to an orgasm by manually pleasuring herself while viewing these movies. She hadn’t known she liked this kind of thing. Sometimes her research produced unexpected results.


boy, does this make me appreciate the sacrifices scientists make in order to deepen our understanding of the world around us. although i am not entirely sure what kind of scientist dr. stockhausen is. it remains unclear. she is studying birds, but then also porn. so it's anyone's guess, really.i don't know much about science.

but don't fret! our brassy heroine cassy makes a return in this sequel! see her clinically observe her roommate get double-teamed! see her masturbate in the shower! see her... well - that part is best left to your own discoveries. it is...too hot for goodreads.

brandi burlington has really upped the stakes with this one. TWO different character-perspectives! scientific research! and what will become of dr stockhausen's discoveries? will cassie ever really attain satisfaction with her reptilian lover?

stay tuned!
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message 1: by Eh?Eh! (last edited Jun 16, 2012 08:31AM) (new)

Eh?Eh! The woman on the right of the cover looks like she needs to do some scientific research on how to shave.


Jason Wow, Brandi Burlington is prolific! I bet she's hot, too.


message 3: by Bill (new)

Bill that first line is too funny!!!


Sarah (Warning: Potentially Off-Topic) Over four months had passed since Dr. Stockhausen found herself mysteriously covered in semen while doing fieldwork on the shores of Lake Champlain.

karen, could you maybe write reviews that are more about the less about the book?


message 5: by karen (new) - added it

karen no kidding! it's a good thing she went to school for science or she would have been quite perplexed.


message 6: by karen (new) - added it

karen Sarah wrote: "Over four months had passed since Dr. Stockhausen found herself mysteriously covered in semen while doing fieldwork on the shores of Lake Champlain.

karen, could you maybe write reviews that are m..."


the internet cannot be pleased!


Sarah (Warning: Potentially Off-Topic) karen wrote: "the internet cannot be pleased!"

It's as insatiable as a sex-starved lake monster.


message 8: by Jason (new)

Jason Koivu When I was in San Fran and those bears surrounded me...well let's just say I'm glad I'm not a scientist. I'm better off not knowing. Thank you for this informative review!


message 9: by karen (new) - added it

karen wwwwoah.


Brandi Burlington Thank you for reading my story!!

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Jason Nice, Brandi, whoring your books out like that.

I'll take both.


message 12: by karen (new) - added it

karen that's what she said.

and it is actually applicable to the story - nice!


message 13: by Dixon (new)

Dixon Heurass "Because she was a scientist, Dr. Anna Stockhausen quickly realized that she was covered in semen."

Oh my God. I think I now understand how baby birds feel when they learn to fly.

@Brandi Burlington imagine me kissing my fingertips and making a "mwuahh!" sound to indicate perfection.


message 14: by Kim (last edited Jun 16, 2012 08:38PM) (new)

Kim Aww... crap... I'm heading to Lake Champlain tomorrow... best be on awares.. wouldn't want to find myself molested by Champ... who is the mascot for our Triple AAA baseball team... and well...


message 15: by karen (new) - added it

karen !!!!!!


tell me if anything sexxy happens!


message 16: by Kim (new)

Kim you will be the first to know! And don't think I'm won't be taking Brandi Burlington up on her proposition offer! woot!


message 17: by karen (new) - added it

karen snif - i love it when the mosterotica finds a new audience...


message 18: by Noemi Amor (new)

Noemi Amor okaay... now I get why you're reading these monsterotica. didn't thought they were that funny! at least its not trying to be anything else ... maybe its even more fun to read than 50 shades of grey?


message 19: by karen (new) - added it

karen a lot of them are better-written than fifty shades.


message 20: by Sandy (new)

Sandy Tjan This one is (unintentionally/intentionally?) hilarious. Love your continuing reports from monstererotica land, Karen.


message 21: by karen (new) - added it

karen i don't usually give star ratings for the monster-porn. too many factors to consider...


message 22: by Sandy (new)

Sandy Tjan karen wrote: "i don't usually give star ratings for the monster-porn. too many factors to consider..."

The amount of semen that the heroine is covered with should be the deciding factor in awarding stars for this genre.


message 23: by karen (new) - added it

karen oh. then 100 stars!


message 24: by Sandy (new)

Sandy Tjan karen wrote: "oh. then 100 stars!"

Hmm, how about the Zombie Horde, or Bigfoot, or that Lake Monster #1? How many stars are they going to get?

Another salient criterion for awarding stars for books in this genre should be the scientific aptitude of their heroines. Dr. Stockhausen seems to be a particularly brilliant scientist for immediately realizing the nature of the gloop that covered her without conducting any scientific experiment. I suggest that the book be awarded some extra stars for championing female scientists (and for advocating the use of the internet in scientific research involving lake monsters).


message 25: by Scott (new)

Scott Karen, I'm enjoying reading through some of your reviews. Some of them are just outright hilarious. Like this one. Thanks for making me laugh and bringing a smile to my face.


message 26: by karen (new) - added it

karen ha! oh, you're welcome!


message 28: by Laima (new) - added it

Laima I didn't realize Brandi Burlington already wrote a second Champy story. I'll have to take a look.
Great review, Karen!


message 29: by karen (new) - added it

karen thank you!! it is just as hot as the first one. if you found that hot.


message 30: by Ademption (last edited Jul 02, 2013 08:18AM) (new)

Ademption Does the sun need to make a rainbow when there is moisture in the air?

I'm stealing this line and using it at work. Thanks!


message 31: by karen (new) - added it

karen i hope you will quote some of the lines from the book as well. just to keep it fresh.


message 32: by Ademption (last edited Jul 02, 2013 08:24AM) (new)

Ademption Definitely! Such as:

Her college had an excellent library with many books that contained information Dr. Stockhausen needed from time to time. She sometimes also used the internet to look up information. Dr. Stockhausen knew how to cover all the bases when she did research.

Library porn. Total boner city.


message 33: by Sandy (new)

Sandy It truly is amazing that a library had many books that contained information....wonders never cease.


message 34: by karen (new) - added it

karen SO many books
SO much information


message 35: by David (new)

David Your reviews are hilarious, but I refuse to click the "Like" button and have "David liked a review of Fucked by the Lake Monster" appear on my Facebook feed. :P


message 36: by Leah (new)

Leah ...I love everything about this, but especially the book title.

Literature is over. Time to move on, guys.


message 37: by karen (new) - added it

karen awwww, facebook ruins all your fun! raise your freak banner high!!

this is supremely high literature. it will win all the awards!


message 38: by Sandy (new)

Sandy I vote Pulitzer and Nobel...Anyone else? Anyone?


message 39: by karen (new) - added it

karen which one looks most like a dong?


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