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Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James
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May 24, 2012

did not like it
Read in May, 2012

50 Shades of Gay... this is the worst book I have read in a while. I don't even know where to start bad writing, bad characters and the worst plot development. It is an all too predictable I can change the wounded boy we've all given it up to puke in your mouth kind of story line. But to add insult to injury he is the embodiment of every characteristic that makes a girl cream in her pants. Let's see wicked smart? check, billionaire? check, resembles underwear model? check, unprecidented knowledge of the female body? check, 27? check and in his free time he flies helicopters, plays piano and sends food aid to Africa. So the object of his desires is a worried because he's stalking her and wants to shower her with orgasms and gifts??? PLEASE shoot me in the head. I found myself scanning toward the next sex scene like a porn addict just trying to get something from the $15.95 I shelled out for this hot mess. In the end I came away with two things from this book:

1. I got totally gypt loosing my virginity to a jabrone who didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

2. Note to self: Must give toys, ice and spanking a whirl in the bedroom.

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