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Size 12 and Ready to Rock by Meg Cabot

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Jul 14, 12

bookshelves: body-image-done-right, meg-cabot, mystery
Read from July 10 to 13, 2012

Really this one deserves 2.5 stars, but I'm feeling generous especially since it mentioned Cupcake Wars.

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I was really excited for this book to be released. I love the Heather Wells series. Heather Wells is an engaging character, someone you can relate too. And I love that while the titles mention her size, it's not what the novel is about. Plus, she has a healthy body image unlike some books that will not be mentioned. In fact, the novels themselves are mysteries. Light hearted mysteries, but still mysteries. In a lot of ways they remind me of Janet Evonovitch's Stephanie Plum books except there's no love triangle, random cars exploding, and instead of being a bounty hunter Heather works at a dorm. The series was originally suppose to concluded with the lackluster Big Boned. However, Cabot decided to write another book and I have to say I'm glad she did.

I will say that the first half of the book is better than it's later half. Meg reintroduced the character with ease and the mystery was gradually introduced at a nice place. I like how Heather has grown more confident in herself and how she has grown in her role as assistant director at the college. I thought the whole college life aspect was handled very realistically.

The later half of the novel is where I had some issues with the book. Particularly Heather's relationship with Tania Trace. It seemed unrealistic which I'll discuss later on in my review. Other problems with the book I had were some squeamish talk about sex and lady parts and functions. There was one joke, I think it was suppose to be viewed as a joke, about drinking menstrual cycle blood that made me want to vomit. Look, authors I don't like being talked about monthly cycles. It doesn't work not as a joke or some weird sort erotica thing like it was used in Master of the Universe/Fifty Shades of Grey. Another reoccurring gag I couldn't stand was the information from Psych 101 class. For one thing it wouldn't be called Psych 101-most university would have a number for it like Psychology 1300 or something. Point two, most of the stats that were used in these parts were regurgitated from other Cabot books where the neurotic heroine rattles off her various psychological ailments (see Boy Meets Girl).

Best Feature: Quirky Set Up: The setup for the novel is just brilliant. I like how the plot is gradually introduced and we are reintroduced to the characters in the Heather Wells universe. I especially love the whole murder mystery. It was done in a slightly humorous way that made me laugh even though I didn't want too. Okay, long story short the victim dies via cupcake. And it's from a cupcake baked by someone on Cupcake Wars. And the name of the made up cupcake place is called Pattycakes Cupcakes and one of my Beagles name is Patty Cakes...okay, digressing.

Worst Feature: Butt Kissing. I really got annoyed with how much butt kissing was done by Heather when it came to the character Tania. Tania, for those who aren't familiar with the series, is the tart pop star who slept with Jordan when he and Heather were together. Honestly, while I could understand why Heather would be civil towards her, I didn't understand why she was as nice to her as she was. And for that matter essentially state how Tania was better than her with Jordan and was much more talented than Heather ever was. And for that matter Heather actually gushes over how much chemistry Jordan and Tania have. It just doesn't make sense to me. I mean, I get she's over Jordan and everything. But jeez, I still be a little sore with Tania for ruining a ten year relationship.

Appropriateness: Um, definitely an adult book. There's some cussing, some violence, some sex. And then there's talk about sex, infertility, and some really nasty sex jokes-a.k.a. a song about drinking period blood. I kid you not.

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Reading Progress

07/10/2012 page 52
17.0% "Now this is the Cabot I remember. It's light frothy and Heather has street smarts. Plus, Cooper!"
07/11/2012 page 87
29.0% "Oh, God Meg Cabot please don't teach me about infertility in a Heather Wells novel. I really don't want to think of Heather's fertility or for that matter lack of fertility."
07/12/2012 page 122
40.0% "Collection of international dolls? Slightly creepy but I can relate. I did collect international Barbie dolls when I was eight not thirty."
07/12/2012 page 142
47.0% "Cooper can't find his pants, lol."
07/13/2012 page 161
53.0% "Cabot mentioned cupcakes wars that just might give this book an extra star."
07/13/2012 page 180
59.0% "Death by cupcake. You know that would've actually been a good title name. And did I mention that the cupcakes come from Patty Cakes cupcakes and my dogs name is well, Patty Cakes. Makes it even more hilarious."
07/13/2012 page 180
59.0% "Not that death by cupcake is a horrible thing, but when I think of cupcakes i don't think of death. Rather I think of pure deliciousness."
07/13/2012 page 207
68.0% "Heather is a bigger person than me, I don't think I could ever forgive Tania or really even look at her. Even though Heather is way over Jordan now."
07/13/2012 page 223
73.0% "Honestly, the Tania backstory is a little cliche. Still not liking her character Meg, sorry."
07/13/2012 page 223
73.0% "Honestly, the Tania backstory is a little cliche. Still not liking her character Meg, sorry."
07/13/2012 page 223
73.0% "Honestly, the Tania backstory is a little cliche. Still not liking her character Meg, sorry."
07/13/2012 page 225
74.0% "Songs about drinking menstrual blood....I'm not kidding this is mentioned in this book. I think it's suppose to be a joke, but it comes off as disturbing at least to me." 2 comments
07/13/2012 page 263
87.0% "For now on anytime Psych 101 or anything reproductive oriented is mentioned I'm taking a shot of something."
07/13/2012 page 269
88.0% "Really, you're going to say that Tania and Jordan radiate a glow when they're together. When Tania ruined your relationship with Jordan, Heather. Yes, I can see you getting a long civilly but the butt kissing must stop."
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Sabrina I just wanted to mention for schools on quarter systems, like mine, the first psych class really was psych 101.


message 2: by YAL Book Briefs (last edited Jul 24, 2012 01:16pm) (new) - rated it 3 stars

YAL Book Briefs Sabrina, thanks for pointing that out. I'm just basing this on the college experience that I had. I'm glad to know it's not a generic name after all. Though I still saw the running gag as being a bit jarring.


message 3: by Jay (new) - rated it 3 stars

Jay I had no idea there was a joke about drinking period blood because after the first chapter I didn't bother to read any of the song lyrics!!


YAL Book Briefs Yeah, it's not till towards the end of the book and it's song by one of Cooper's sisters. Not the series brightest moment, imo. I will say I did enjoy this one a bit more than Big Boned despite its flaws.


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