May 10, 12
Read on May 10, 2012
Favorite line: "You are just one rampaging elephant away from marrying the handsomest boy in school."
And if it wasn't for the fact that the rampaging elephant had to make said boy ugly by squishing his face so that he could be low enough on the popularity scale to date Jamie, it would have been laugh-out-loud-worthy. I know I shouldn't be all worried about the book's "message" (because I really do get that it's a goofy, make-fun-of-yourself type read), but I really can't stand Jamie's obsession with being beautiful, popular, and normal.
Because those things tend to be overrated anyway.