What kind of troll gives a Beverly Cleary children's book one star, right? Don't worry, I'll tell you exactly why...while spoiling the entire plot of this very short picture book:
Twins, a boy and a girl, are given two milkbone dog biscuits.
They leave them various places around the house until they decide to give them to dogs.
They then go around town seeing all sorts of dogs with their biscuits in their pockets and VETO EACH ONE for reasons like the size of the dog or the fact that the dog barked.
They go home and feed both bones to their cat.
Their parents didn't think a cat would eat them, but it did.
Lesson everyone is supposed to learn: Sometimes parents don't know everything.
Lesson I learned: These twins are monsters. Who teases dogs like that? And what parent would let their kids tease dogs like that?
Clearly Beverly Cleary 2012, Book 5.