Donald the Incredibly Hostile Juice Box. Need I say more?
Okay. Douglas Coupland decided to write a "children's book" and this is what happened. Donald may or may not get his comeuppance - you'll need to read it to find out. An enjoyable book, though Hans the Weird Exchange Student kinda creeped me out, even with his cheerleader friends. And Hobo Minivan with Extremely Low Morals is a bit of a bully.
A fun read.