false 2429217 0061553395 9780061553394 208 86 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1255711075m/2429217.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2429217.Ghosts_Among_Us_Uncovering_the_Truth_About_the_Other_Side 40330 James Van Praagh 636 151 4 3 false Fri Aug 01 01:16:39 -0700 2008 Wed Aug 06 17:43:21 -0700 2008 I picked up a book at the library today called Ghosts Among Us by James "I'm In Your Living Room!" Van Praagh.

For some reason, he advises the Dear Reader to consider such mediation tricks as The Cloak of Invisibility and the Rays of Pink Light.

Because, of course, some ghosts are bad. Very bad. And they are easily dissuaded by you chanting, "I'm enveloped in pink light!" to yourself whilst the walls drip blood, the lights flicker.

Keep in mind that J.V.P. may very well be in your living room at any given moment; he's just sporting his Invisible Cloak and living on your dwindling supplies of macaroni.

***

Reading of JVP's near death experience was kind of a letdown. I mean, he got food poisoning from unwashed lettuce on a sandwich from the mall (there's a surprise) and then caught a glimpse of the hereafter?! Come ON!]]>