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Poets Ranked by Beard Weight: The Commemorative Edition
Upton Uxbridge Underwood
Feb 14, 12
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Feb 14, 2012 03:33PM
I don't know if I should laugh at that name or be jealous.
Feb 14, 2012 03:45PM
It's quite an enviable name, isn't it?
Feb 14, 2012 03:58PM
Well, I'm not a poet, so probably not. Although I do have a beard. Based on early trial studies (re: flipping through the book), I appear to rank somewhere between 15 and 20 on the Underwood Pogonometric Index. So, "Very Weak" to "Fairly Weak." But more research is required.
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