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Poets Ranked by Beard Weight by Upton Uxbridge Underwood
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Feb 14, 12

bookshelves: to-read, i-own, history, poetry-and-drama

Best. (Belated) Birthday present. EVER.
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message 1: by JK (new)

JK I don't know if I should laugh at that name or be jealous.

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Jacob It's quite an enviable name, isn't it?

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Jacob Well, I'm not a poet, so probably not. Although I do have a beard. Based on early trial studies (re: flipping through the book), I appear to rank somewhere between 15 and 20 on the Underwood Pogonometric Index. So, "Very Weak" to "Fairly Weak." But more research is required.

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