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Armageddon Bound (Demon Squad #1)
by Tim Marquitz (Goodreads Author)
by Tim Marquitz (Goodreads Author)
Maja 's review
bookshelves: urban-fantasy, books-for-rainy-days, demons-can-be-hot-too, male-pov, self-published, tbr-pile-challenge, reviewed-in-2012
May 07, 12
bookshelves: urban-fantasy, books-for-rainy-days, demons-can-be-hot-too, male-pov, self-published, tbr-pile-challenge, reviewed-in-2012
Read from February 01 to 07, 2012
EDIT 05/06/12: Stop by The Nocturnal Library to read a guest post by Tim Marquitz about my favorite underdog, Frank Trigg, and enter for a chance to win a paperback copy of Armageddon Bound (INT).
Sometime not too long ago, God and Lucifer sat down to talk and concluded that they’d had enough of the never-ending battle between Good and Evil. They decided to abandon ship altogether, and as they did, they left no instructions for either of their armies. With their disappearance, the supernatural community fell into a huge turmoil. There were those who felt that it’s time to bring about the Armageddon, and those who were ready to do anything to defend humanity.
Frank “Triggaltheron” Trigg is Lucifer’s favorite nephew, also known as the idiot who was offered the position of new Anti-Christ by Lucifer himself and who smoothly turned him down. Not very powerful in his own right, he has to rely on the few vials of his uncle’s blood to stay alive and in one piece. Despite his nefarious heritage, Trigg is a member of DRAC – Demonic Resistance and Containment, a group of supernatural beings determined to stop the Armageddon. As the threat becomes more serious, Frank has to work with his angel cousin Scarlett and the vampire Katon, and he might just have to sell his soul twice in order to save the world.
My entire devilish life had been built around the premise of getting screwed and not in a fun, porn star way. It was most often in the prison kind of way, getting sucker punched and waking up with a sore ass and with some big guy named Bubba sitting on the bunk smoking a cigarette and heating up a branding iron.
Here’s a very important thing you need to know about Frank: he’s a pig. He only cares about three things in life: preventing the Armageddon, sex and, well… sex! He makes sexual innuendos and horrible puns all the time. He even shamelessly lusts after his cousin Scarlett, who insists on distracting him from his very important tasks with her leather-clad ass. In the constant battle between Frank’s human side and his devilish instincts, his crotch usually overrides both. He was married to a succubus after all, knowing full well the consequences. In words of his cousin Scarlett, directed to him: "If we have to rely on what's inside your head that doesn't relate to porn, we're screwed."
I think Urban Fantasy (or dark UF or horror or whatever you want to call it) needs more male author – male protagonist combos. It was almost like I was reading another genre altogether. Everything was there: action, an amazing set of characters, incredible humor, but no emotional struggles whatsoever (unless you count the war between Frank’s brain and that other thing he thinks with). Trigg isn’t just a breath of fresh air, he is a damn hurricane, and he certainly swept me off my feet. It didn’t take long for him to become my favorite underdog ever, despite all his flaws. What can I say? I have a soft spot for jerks.
Even though I’m only now reviewing book 1, I’d already finished book 2 (and loved it!) and I just downloaded the free short story about Scarlett and got the third novel from Amazon. I do believe that I won’t rest until I read every single word about Frank Marquitz has written so far.
I definitely need to thank Bastard @Bastard Books for giving me a chance to win both Armageddon Bound and Resurrection. I’m officially hooked.
For this review and more, please visit The Nocturnal Library
Sometime not too long ago, God and Lucifer sat down to talk and concluded that they’d had enough of the never-ending battle between Good and Evil. They decided to abandon ship altogether, and as they did, they left no instructions for either of their armies. With their disappearance, the supernatural community fell into a huge turmoil. There were those who felt that it’s time to bring about the Armageddon, and those who were ready to do anything to defend humanity.
Frank “Triggaltheron” Trigg is Lucifer’s favorite nephew, also known as the idiot who was offered the position of new Anti-Christ by Lucifer himself and who smoothly turned him down. Not very powerful in his own right, he has to rely on the few vials of his uncle’s blood to stay alive and in one piece. Despite his nefarious heritage, Trigg is a member of DRAC – Demonic Resistance and Containment, a group of supernatural beings determined to stop the Armageddon. As the threat becomes more serious, Frank has to work with his angel cousin Scarlett and the vampire Katon, and he might just have to sell his soul twice in order to save the world.
My entire devilish life had been built around the premise of getting screwed and not in a fun, porn star way. It was most often in the prison kind of way, getting sucker punched and waking up with a sore ass and with some big guy named Bubba sitting on the bunk smoking a cigarette and heating up a branding iron.
Here’s a very important thing you need to know about Frank: he’s a pig. He only cares about three things in life: preventing the Armageddon, sex and, well… sex! He makes sexual innuendos and horrible puns all the time. He even shamelessly lusts after his cousin Scarlett, who insists on distracting him from his very important tasks with her leather-clad ass. In the constant battle between Frank’s human side and his devilish instincts, his crotch usually overrides both. He was married to a succubus after all, knowing full well the consequences. In words of his cousin Scarlett, directed to him: "If we have to rely on what's inside your head that doesn't relate to porn, we're screwed."
I think Urban Fantasy (or dark UF or horror or whatever you want to call it) needs more male author – male protagonist combos. It was almost like I was reading another genre altogether. Everything was there: action, an amazing set of characters, incredible humor, but no emotional struggles whatsoever (unless you count the war between Frank’s brain and that other thing he thinks with). Trigg isn’t just a breath of fresh air, he is a damn hurricane, and he certainly swept me off my feet. It didn’t take long for him to become my favorite underdog ever, despite all his flaws. What can I say? I have a soft spot for jerks.
Even though I’m only now reviewing book 1, I’d already finished book 2 (and loved it!) and I just downloaded the free short story about Scarlett and got the third novel from Amazon. I do believe that I won’t rest until I read every single word about Frank Marquitz has written so far.
I definitely need to thank Bastard @Bastard Books for giving me a chance to win both Armageddon Bound and Resurrection. I’m officially hooked.
For this review and more, please visit The Nocturnal Library
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Feb 11, 2012 06:13am
Great review... I just read this book too as a result of a Goodreads friend Seak's recommendation. Fun stuff, I can't wait to read the next two!
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Resurrection is just as good, AND it has zombies (always a plus, of course). Can't wait to hear what you think.
Haha, he is! He is downright obnoxious sometimes, but in a way, he's (unintentionally) charming too. I just can't get mad at him. Did you like book 3?
I haven't read book 3 yet. I have to still write my reviews for books 1 and 2. That's the goal today in between loads of laundry.
Thank you! I'm reading book 3 now, I'm so hooked, I doubt I'll even sleep. I don't remember the last time a series pulled me in like this.
Wow, you've got through this series fast. It must be good. Your review makes me want to read this. :)
It's very addictive. I have more important things to do right this second, but I just can't make myself stop.
Tim, I need to ask a question, and probably a not too smart one at that, but I can't help myself. (view spoiler)
Maja wrote: "Tim, I need to ask a question, and probably a not too smart one at that, but I can't help myself. [spoilers removed]"It comes down to not having the right story line. I have vague plans to answer your question later in the series. Book four will really open things up in the DS universe, so to speak.
Oh, good. I kept wondering about him throughout book 3. I even thought, at one point, that he might show up to put things in order. But I'm kind of glad he didn't.I never really thought about it much before, but do you think writing him is risky? I love how Kevin Hearne did it, for example, especially because he kept him on the sidelines.
And wow, book 3 was incredibly good. Can't wait for the next one. (view spoiler)
I'm really looking forward to new developments.
Maja wrote: "Oh, good. I kept wondering about him throughout book 3. I even thought, at one point, that he might show up to put things in order. But I'm kind of glad he didn't.I never really thought about it ..."
If I haven't pissed folks off yet, I think I'll be okay. :) I've got some ideas, but like Hearne, he won't be a major part of the story for exactly the same reasons.
And thank you. I'm perfectly happy being brought up in any context. :)
And so you know, book four is already written and I have plans (at some point) to write novellas/novels from the points of view of some of the other characters that will help sort out the DS world. DS4 will likely be out in December, the rest TBD.
If I haven't pissed folks off yet, I think I'll be okay. :)Haha, well, when you put it like that... :)
Actually, I only meant that people usually have a preconceived notion of him, regardless of their beliefs, and that it must be risky to tamper with something that is so deeply ingrained. But nevermind, I was mostly just rambling. :)
Book 4 is already written? You are So.Incredibly.Cruel to mention it! December will never come, I just know it. :) I've been in a reading slump ever since I finished At the Gates. Nothing is entertaining enough.

