Shelley's review

Shelley's review

City of Bones (Mortal Instruments, Book 1) City of Bones (Mortal Instruments, Book 1)
by Cassandra Clare

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recommended for: no one

Pure and utter crap. I wish there were ways to give negative stars. I certainly want the time from my life back.

I grant you, I was probably never going to give this a five star rating. I dislike Cassie Claire immensely from our time in fandom together - she is a liar and a documented unapologetic plagiarist who gives fandom a bad name. I've never been fond of her writing style, outside of some of the Very Secret Diaries, but I was going to give the book a chance. I like sci-fi and fantasy, if well done.

But this was not well done. I would compare its writing quality to a fanzine, except that comparison wouldn't be fair to fanzines. But I swear to God, it took every single bad fanfic writing cliche and published them. What were her publishers thinking??? Where was her editor?? It was horrible.

Let's not even get into the idiocy of not only publishing under her fandom name, not only lifting her own lines from her fanfics, and not only reusing one of her fanfiction titles for ...more

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message 1: by Trin
07/04/2007 10:27AM

113980 You know about the fanfic writer who HAS made good with EXCELLENT published fiction, right? Unlike CC, she's trying to keep her identities secret or I'd straight out say...

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message 2: by Shelley
07/04/2007 10:46AM

108756 Is it Martha? I really need to track down her books - I've heard such good things about them. If it's not her, can you e-mail me with it? I'd love to support a fic writer.

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message 3: by Trin
07/04/2007 10:52AM

113980 I will e-mail you. And yeah, I should really read Martha's stuff too...

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message 4: by Cinco
07/23/2007 10:01AM

205802 Could either of you email me, too? cincodemaygirl at gmail dot com. I stopped and looked at CC's book in the bookstore, read the first couple pages, and thought, "Nah..." But I'd love to read a GOOD fanfic writer's published work!

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message 5: by Trin
07/23/2007 10:57AM

113980 Will do! Though you may actually know about this author already, and I'm just being too coy...

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message 6: by Cinco
07/23/2007 11:00AM

205802 Probably not, I feel like I live in a cave where fanfic authors are concerned. I haven't even read the Movies in 15 Minutes book! Any and all leads greatly appreciated. <3

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message 7: by Trin
08/01/2007 11:17AM

113980 Your profile's private so I don't have any way of finding out your e-mail address at the moment. But I friended you, so if you want to friend me back? Or, you could just tell me your e-mail, or e-mail me at the address that is in my profile. ;-)

I feel like I have AMAZING TOP SECRET information now, even though that's really not the case. *is like a spy or something*

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message 8: by Cinco
08/01/2007 11:29AM

205802 Actually Trin, did you ever email me? I don't think I recieved anything. Try cinco at spicedrum dot net, that one is less finicky than gmail can be.

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message 9: by Trin
08/01/2007 11:32AM

113980 Oh no! Yeah, I did e-mail—I wondered, vaguely, why I didn't hear back at least an "Oh!" or an "I knew that, duh." Will try again. =)

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message 10: by KBM
09/17/2007 02:39PM

185664 I was all "who? email me too!" And then I thought about it and think I know just who we are talking about. And her books are AWESOME.

This book by CC is one I might pick up in the library. I read the entire Draco trilogy once upon a time and found it decidedly "meh." I always thought it was hilarious that the first story was so off the cuff-Buffy-inspired, and then the following volumes became so angsty and melodramatic.

I was surprised CC kept her fandom name, but I suppose for her audience it was a smart marketing move. And I think the original Mortal Instruments story was purged from her stuff. Not like that makes a difference, because once it is out there, it's out there. CC has a number of influential authorial friends. Maybe that makes a difference?

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message 11: by Shelley
09/17/2007 03:06PM

108756 I'm not even sure I got through the first part of the Draco trilogy. I just could never understand her popularity. She's so....meh.

A lot of people bitch about the fact that a character in the book has a bumper sticker about Day 100, still the prettiest! but honestly, I kind of love that. That one line is pretty much the only thing of hers that I enjoyed, and putting it in there was clever, I thought.

I'm pretty sure that if you google her, the first page up describes her fandom plagiarisms and links to the original MI fic. I know it's easily findable online still, despite her efforts. Normally, such a thing would bother me, but, um, not with her. Passive aggressive bitchiness, hear me roar.

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message 12: by Shelley
09/17/2007 03:07PM

108756 Oh, and yes, I think you know who it is because you just reviewed one of her books here. *g*

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message 13: by Natalie
12/01/2007 12:24AM

Nophoto-f-25x33 Please message me the name of the author that got into real fiction, too. Oh please oh please!

Anyway, I completely agree with your review, and I actually liked Cassie Clare's fanfiction for the most part. City of Bones was the worst book I've ever read, though. (I've written quite a lengthy review of it.)

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