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Last Call by Tim Powers
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Jan 27, 12

Read in January, 2012

Last Call:

1 cup good fantasy
2 cups crummy writing
1 tbs. confusing (as an artificial plot thickener)
1 tsp. mythology
1/4 tsp. sexual references
Half a bag of bad language

Mix dry plot ingredients in a separate bowel, adding unlikable characters as needed. Then stir in some beer (the cheap stuff) and cigarette ash for a gritty texture. Pour the pointless, yet somewhat entertaining mess into a cake pan and then bake overlong at 500 pages for too much of someone's life. Enjoy, if possible.
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