Jan 19, 12
(Review from the author)
Oh, this collection of parodies was awesometastic - so full of sparkly vampire goodness, pillow humping werewolves and zombies with rotting penises. I should warn the reader that my review is slightly biased.
Also, if you own a Kindle or a Nook, it would be much cheaper to download each story individually than to buy this paperback. I only published it so that my mom, who is Kindle challenged, would have a hard copy of my work.
Unfortunately, she threw it in the fireplace after reading the first few pages. But don't let that deter you from reading any of my parodies. She also forced me to eat liver and onions when I was a child, so clearly, she has no taste.