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Overqualified by Joey Comeau
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Sep 23, 14

bookshelves: parody-homage, the-goodreads-experience, too-sexy-for-maiden-aunts, well-i-think-its-funny, pooh-dante
Recommended for: Anyone who's ever applied for a job
Read from January 15 to 19, 2012

Dear Goodreads,

I am applying for the position of Advertising Sales Director and I enclose a copy of my resume. I have no previous experience in advertising or sales, but I hope you will view my qualifications from a broader perspective.

Goodreads, I understand Internet addiction. I know what it's like to get up at three in the morning because you can't sleep and your life is falling apart and how you log on to a useless shitty social networking site because you're too stressed out and brain-dead to be able to think of something more positive to do.

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Reading Progress

01/15/2012 page 40
28.0% "The author has come up with the brilliant idea of writing a novel as a series of cover letters for job applications, and he's doing it justice..."
01/18/2012 page 75
52.0% "Despite all his brilliant cover letters, poor Joey still hasn't found a job. What is he doing wrong? Aren't General Electric or Apple interested in his sexual fantasies?"

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notgettingenough Oh, well done.

Manny So did I get the job?

notgettingenough I'd hire you.

Manny I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up. I was born to do this.

Manny I think that's the wrong way to look at it. My skills in computational linguistics would also be useful. I would be able to write scripts that automatically matched the porn site to the review, and increase their revenue - how many of the other candidates will be able to offer that? Goodreads better snap me up before I go to Facebook.

message 9: by MJ (new)

MJ Nicholls It's like you see into my soul.

message 8: by Mariel (new)

Mariel I would hire Manny. Sorry, Ian. But Manny understands me.

Manny You guys are so nice. I wish I could work for all of you.

message 6: by Cecily (new)

Cecily Now that Amazon has bought GR, do you still want to apply for the position?

Manny I'm not proud. I just want to be paid 50% more.

message 4: by Cecily (last edited May 06, 2013 03:08PM) (new)

Cecily Ha ha. Good luck with that! Without it, you might want to change your name, e.g. to Notgettingenough (though I somehow feel that name and Amazon may not be a good match)!

Manny Amazon, if you are listening, I am willing, no, delighted to sell myself for a suitable price. Contact me and we will discuss terms. My qualifications speak for themselves.

message 2: by Alfaniel (new) - added it

Alfaniel Aldavan Actually, today is the day. Be it known as one of those days after the review rules changes. GoodReads needs an Advertising Director (sales or not).

I don't think you need previous experience, you only need to fix the mess.

Manny I can't believe it, they still haven't got back to me! Don't believe all this stuff they try to sell you about making the trains run on time.

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