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Lactating Lisa Babysits by Levi Adair
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bookshelves: books-are-dirrrrrrty

okay, the fact that i had to learn about this book from dana, of all people, cracks me up. this kind of shit should be on my radar, for goodness' sake, not the queen of m/m. these are boobies, which i consider my department!

and these are my thoughts:

1) the boob on the cover is totally gross.

2) i do not even understand the plot of this book. why does the husband have a baby-sitter? i mean, i know why he has her - lactating women are clearly fertile and he can put his babies in her etc., but why is he left with a babysitter? is he in need of supervision? and what is the significance that she is a "live" babysitter? has he been left with dead ones in the past? it boggles the mind with possibilities...

3) just for fun, type "lactating" into the goodreads.com search thingie. you might be surprised at how many matches come up. you might not - i don't know all your collective kinks...

4) how has no one on this entire website read this, and who will do a group read of it with me? you know, fer serious littry pursuits.RBRS, maybe?? i can has lactation? i read your twincest book!
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message 1: by Kwesi 章英狮 (last edited Jan 09, 2012 06:42AM) (new)

Kwesi 章英狮 I'm taking this book's sin away from the Earth, sending it to somewhere near the sea. Praying for the poor book's soul. Preparing for book exorcism.


message 2: by karen (new) - added it

karen hahhahaha best of luck! books like this linger on, i suspect!


message 3: by Tatiana (new)

Tatiana This is why I don't read self-pubs. Every delusional misspeller who has no grip on grammar thinks he/she has something to offer to the world.


message 4: by karen (new) - added it

karen CAAAARRIIIISSSS!!!!


message 5: by Tatiana (new)

Tatiana I haven't read his book, but I've read enough of his reviews to assume he is the rare exception to the rule. Plus Angelfall.


message 6: by Tatiana (last edited Jan 09, 2012 07:03AM) (new)

Tatiana And I am sure he wouldn't put a boob on his book cover.

Or would he?


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message 8: by Jen (new)

Jen And I have read books on lactation. Most of them are not what I'd call page-turners.


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

Richard found the lactation fetishists when he did a search for "land of milk and honey". Yes, it is a bible quote, also...


message 10: by Tatiana (new)

Tatiana Jen wrote: "http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/12...

Look at the author bio."


@.@


message 11: by Cory (last edited Jan 09, 2012 07:37AM) (new)

Cory Jen wrote: "http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/12...

Look at the author bio."


Holy shit. o_O

That is some truly creepy porn. And it's a series. She's only 20, meaning she started writing it when she was... yeah.


message 12: by Chris (new)

Chris That's something I miss about having a bookstore...the staff competition to find the "best" romance titles/covers. I always wondered what the appeal could possibly be for Virgin Without a Memory, unless the "hero" was so desperately insecure he really, really couldn't stand being compared to anyone else in any way. Unfortunately, my store didn't have anything along the lines of lactation fetish porn. Could have been a contest winner for sure.


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio Jen wrote: "http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/12...

Look at the author bio."


It's great that even "she" (I don't believe this was written by an actual human being, more likely some sort of pornbot on the fritz) doesn't give her own book any stars or an actual review, just an "added" status.


message 14: by karen (new) - added it

karen hahah we do this too!! this one, unfortunately, i don't think we can get into the store. or can we?? who will check?


and i just want caris to read this with me, it has nothing to do with his own books. although the last one... maybe.


message 15: by Jen (new)

Jen Shhhh! I'm reading it now and am at the part where...I forget which part I'm at. People have died. Heads have split. Romance has been considered. I'm sure it all comes together in the end- Don't spoil it for me!


message 16: by Tatiana (new)

Tatiana karen wrote: "and i just want caris to read this with me, it has nothing to do with his own books. although the last one... maybe. "

My bad.


message 17: by David (new)

David 1) the boob on the cover is totally gross.

Wrong. Try again.


message 18: by karen (new) - added it

karen oh, god david - it goes too far.


message 19: by David (new)

David No. It's very... hello there.


message 20: by David (new)

David Booty?? No!!!


message 21: by karen (new) - added it

karen hhahahaah you are like a child with a new toy!


message 22: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth It looks like the "live babysitter" thing was a typo. Your comment made me curious, so I looked up a more detailed description of this book and found this: "When Joseph's wife goes out of town and live in babysitter lactating Lisa spends the evening with him, his fidelity springs a leak."


message 23: by karen (new) - added it

karen i figured, but i was so hoping for some creepy backstory


message 24: by Michelle (last edited Jan 09, 2012 04:44PM) (new)

Michelle and what is the significance that she is a "live" babysitter?

The dead babysitter 'lactated' embalming fluid?


message 25: by karen (new) - added it

karen till have not gotten confirmation from caris that he will read this with me. and jen is too fast!


message 26: by Jen (new)

Jen What?


message 27: by karen (new) - added it

karen ohhh i thought message 16 was in relation to this book, not caris'.

never mind...


message 28: by Jen (new)

Jen That's okay. Wanna' biscuit?

Biting the Christmas Biscuit


message 29: by karen (new) - added it

karen what happened to his pants???


message 30: by Jen (new)

Jen Because the biscuit needs some Christmas?


message 31: by [deleted user] (new)

I'll read this with you, Karen!


message 32: by karen (new) - added it

karen yayyyy!!! i will have to borrow a nook again - unless it is free online?


message 33: by [deleted user] (new)

It's on the nook? How disturbing, yet so readily available and worthy!


message 34: by [deleted user] (new)

I would also like to the read the one about the lactating step-sister. I need to know what that is about, Karen. And YOU do TOO!


message 35: by Jen (new)

Jen is it not about a step-sister who lactates?


message 36: by karen (new) - added it

karen i will read the whole range of lactation novels with you. just tell me where to get them - i thought they were all e-books. but i'm definitely game.


message 37: by karen (new) - added it

karen Jen wrote: "is it not about a step-sister who lactates?"

well, yeah, but subtext jen - subtext...


message 38: by Flannery (last edited Jan 09, 2012 08:01PM) (new)

Flannery Great news! Lactation Bitch is free on Amazon! Here's the link. I might've already used it. Also, the first in her other series (I've Been a Bad Girl #1) might also have made it onto my Kindle for PC. For free.


message 39: by Kate (new)

Kate Copeseeley Just one comment regarding #2: The thing about breastfeeding (lactating) is that it's supposed to KEEP you infertile, as long as you are doing it full time. So him wanting to impregnate her, though still possible, is supposed to be LESS possible.

Actually, I have 2 comments. Dear God, WHY? I mean, yes, Rule #34 says it must BE, but for the love of all that's holy... WHY???


message 40: by Jen (new)

Jen Kate wrote: "Just one comment regarding #2: The thing about breastfeeding (lactating) is that it's supposed to KEEP you infertile, as long as you are doing it full time. So him wanting to impregnate her, thou..."

Well, full time, if I recall, means full full time, right? Like no pacifier for the little one. Boobie only.


message 41: by Flannery (new)

Flannery The first Lactation Bitch book is something like 30 pages long on Kindle. (729 Locations) But I haven't made it past the first page because parties is misspelled. That doesn't bode well...

In case anyone else was thinking of taking the plunge.


message 42: by Jen (new)

Jen Oooh. I got it.

Optimism. The girl's "optimism was boundless."


message 43: by [Name Redacted] (new)

[Name Redacted] Nothing will ever be as awesome as "Sex, Lies & Leprechauns".


message 44: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! That is a GIANT boob@! Holy cow. I know women's backs are supposed to have evolved to take a great deal of weight in the front, but boobs of that size can't be good for posture. Not to mention movement, and hitting people when she turns. GIANT boob!!!!!


message 45: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! I say this as someone with a small chest, so maybe it's just not something I'm used to...GIANT boob!!!


message 46: by karen (new) - added it

karen that boob is bigger than my head.


message 47: by Jen (new)

Jen Eh?Eh! wrote: "I say this as someone with a small chest, so maybe it's just not something I'm used to...GIANT boob!!!"



Perhaps that is my trouble as well, as to me it looks like a ball of dough being smooshed.


message 48: by David (new)

David karen wrote: "that boob is bigger than my head."

It's a lovely, tantalizing boob.


message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

Am I the only one that thinks that boob is actually okay? Oh, I'll start "Lactating Bitch" today! Thanks for the heads up, Flannery!


message 50: by Jen (new)

Jen Emily wrote: "Am I the only one that thinks that boob is actually okay? "

No! Both you and David are being very polite to the poor girl.


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