Yay! This book was free this month! Double yay! It is completely, cracktasticly over the top!

I am sure you may be thinking- this is a vampire harlequin! Surely it must suck! And it might have if the author had been less committed to bringing every wonderful cliché out into the open and gleefully allowing them full reign. I feel that this was a bad book that crossed back over to being good. I was certainly not bored while I was reading it.

Is there a vampire? YES! Is he also a doctor? YES! Is he the kind and gentle kind of vampire who would never kill anyone? YES! Is there a vampire slayer who falls in love with him? OF COURSE! Werewolves? Evil vamps? Satan on the lookout for bargain souls? YES YES and DOUBLE YES! Is Pikachu in this book? No, but then I guess you can't have everything.

Ravin is a witch who accidentally casts a love spell in her enemy, a totally sexed up vampire doctor. They do it several billion times, but it isn't described in any detail if you are into that sort of thing. Drinking witches blood gives him fantastic powers. Unfortunately for them both, Ravin has sold her soul to the devil. He generously gives Ravin her soul back and allows them to be together in exchange for their first born baby. (view spoiler)[They are somewhat broken up about this, but at the end of the book, they just decide to deal with it later. Parent of the year award! I guess what the fuck could you expect from a witch and a vampire. (hide spoiler)]

There is also some vampire clan in-fighting, a war against a clan of werewolves, spell casting, the ever present threat of witch burning and too much plot to shake a stick at. I wouldn't feel right giving this book more than 2 stars, but I enjoyed the hell out of it, and I think you should too. After all, it’s free!