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Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare
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Read from March 20 to 26, 2013




A NOTE TO THE AUTHOR: PATIENT VERSION

(NOTE: read this letter in a dramatic British accent. It'll be more funnier than I intended it to be.)

Dear Cassandra Clare,

I am begging you to please release this earlier. If the world will end this year, then I will not have the chance to read this amazing book, and I will die very, very sad. Not only I will die this way, but also many other fans will die very, very sad. Now, you don't want your fans to be very, very sad, do you?

PERSON WHO WROTE THIS LETTER: *sips tea quietly*

A NOTE TO THE AUTHOR: IMPATIENT VERSION

Dear Cassandra Clare

Please, please, PLEASE released this early. I am BEGGING YOU! You left Clockwork Prince with a very, VERY big cliffhanger that is making me tear my hair out, and I am known to have nice hair, so people are becoming very disappointed in me. PLEASE, Cassandra, PLEASE! All of your fans are dying here. If the world will end in 2012, I will die VERY unhappy since I didn't read this book. VERY, VERY unhappy. Not only me, but other people too will die VERY VERY VERY unhappy. And no one wants to die VERY VERY VERY unhappy. I am BEGGING YOU to release this earlier! PLEASE with a cherry on top, sprinkles, chocolate chips, and crushed peanut butter cups! Heck, I'll even add some FREAKIN HOT CHOCOLATE SAUCE! How can you RESIST hot chocolate sauce?!

PERSON WHO WROTE THIS LETTER: *runs around like a maniac* *screams in agony* *throws cup of tea on wall*



CLOCKWORK PRINCESS, I love you. I really, really do. I love you so much. So, please, please come out earlier. I'll love you for eternity. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE!? *sobs*.

Love,
Me.

*UPDATE*

Cassandra Clare said that the rumors saying that the book will be released in 2013 (le gasp!) are TRUE.

ME: YOU HAVE THE BE FREAKING KIDDING ME.

Dammit. By the angel, I just realized that if the world will indeed end in 2012, I will never read this book.

Ever.

No. NOT ACCEPTABLE.

I MUST find out who Tessa will end up with. I must.

NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO!

Cassandra, I know I haven't been a very good girl because I've been thinking about Will in ways I shouldn't lately and I've been really... odd in my letters above but PLEASE don't do this to me!

I will go throw something now, and I will be back. If I don't read someone saying that it will be released earlier, I will throw something else. And that's very dangerous. So I suggest you release it early so no one will get hurt.

*blink*

*sobs*




UPDATE:

AH! I finally finished! I can't believe I'm not giving it 5 stars... I really would've if it weren't for the epilogue. If Cassie just left it at the last chapter, I would've been a lot more happy. The epilogue sort of ruined it for me :( Anyhow, I CAN'T BELIEVE TID IS OVER! I cried forever when I finally realized it! CASSANDRA CLARE: I LOVE AND DESPISE YOU AT THE SAME
TIME. THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY SOUL.

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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh my word! Did you write this?!


Fatimah Yup! But if you're talking about actually writing this to Cassie, then no, LOL.


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

Fatimah wrote: "Yup! But if you're talking about actually writing this to Cassie, then no, LOL."

Well, still hilarious!


Fatimah LOL, thanks!


message 5: by Liz (new) - rated it 5 stars

Liz Carroll that was amazing cudnt stop laughing thanks so much made my day.


Fatimah And I love making people laugh :) Thanks a ton, Liz!


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

Liz wrote: "that was amazing cudnt stop laughing thanks so much made my day."

Same here!


Fatimah Thanks, Madi!! :)


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

Welcome! :D


Czargei Alcaide le omg that was funny (i actually tried the british accent part while reading this)as much as jem and tessa look perfect together, unfortunately, tessa will end up with a jace wayland-alike guy, namely will herondale. so, yeah i hope this year wouldnt be the end so we can all die happy.


message 11: by Emiliaargon (new)

Emiliaargon If it makes you feel better the Mayans never took into account leap day and the world should have ended seven moths ago....so really you wouldn't have even read Clockwork Prince if they were right...so you should be releieved...and the Mayans were totally wrong all you have to do now is wait. And go read another good book with extremely attractive love interests to tide yourself over till 2013.


Andrea Lin That actually is very funny and I'm totally with you on the 'YOU HAVE THE BE FREAKING KIDDING ME.' And hopefully, we will all die happily after reading this book.


Angela LMFAO!!! Love it :D


Isabel HAHAHAHA dont worry, the world WOULD NOT end up this year, i can assure you that. Peace, my friend. :)


Tracy Americans!!! I feel is is my personal duty to point out whenever I can that there is no such thing as a bloody British accent!!! English, Scottish, Welsh or Irish are accents British is just a nationality. It drives us lot batty to be jumbled together when we all talk so vastly different!!!! Rant over, Ta very much!!! That said, MARCH really, thats FOREVER away!


Emily Jane Knight I definitely agree about the epilogue. It kind of ruined a perfect romance for me. xxx


message 17: by Sara (new) - rated it 5 stars

Sara Lary looool I hate and love her too, nice review, very funny, but you kind of freaked out about the world ending and no one ever reading the book hahahahahha i jusy finushed it today and i feel very saaad too :( *it feels nice to see another muslim fan*


message 18: by Sara (new) - rated it 5 stars

Sara Lary btw if u ever consider sending this to her then dont bcs she does answer her fan mail i e-mailed her several times


Hannah Will is the best character! The epilogue literally killed me! I am dying and I read it when it first came out! I want to cry again. Will...:'( :'(


Beatrice Actually the epilogue was what I loved best...I was exxactly like Tessa, couldn't make up my mind as who choose, both Will and Jem are so lovely and perfect and bond together in their own ways... wonderful, I couldn't have imagined a better finale :)


Beatrice Actually the epilogue was what I loved best...I was exxactly like Tessa, couldn't make up my mind as who choose, both Will and Jem are so lovely and perfect and bond together in their own ways... wonderful, I couldn't have imagined a better finale :)


Hannah Never!!! I couldn't stand it!! :'(


Beatrice I like so much how favorite books with so lovely characters provoke such different reactions! I've two great loves in life: book, and music (I'm a violin player by the way * sighs*)... so I really couldn't choose between the two of them...they really are two parts of my heart and she solved my problem superbly :)


Hannah I loooooooooooove the violin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm trying to teach myself to play!!!!!! It's hard!


Beatrice I'm a violin teacher! Good luck...I'll add you so you can ask me for advice if you require it! :)


Hannah Oh my god!!!! Thank you so much!!! That would be great!


Beatrice As you can see, music and literature will always find a way to rejoin... as Will and Jem I might hope :)


Hannah Yup, so true :)


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