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The Ashleys by Melissa de la Cruz
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May 30, 12

Read in January, 2009

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Look guyz, my name is Ashley 2. U shud like ttly let me join ur club.

Kidding. I don't wanna be a part of this melodramatic shit.

This book was literally about the main Ashley getting her first period.
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I'm a girl and I don't wanna read about this shit! Keep that nasty shit to yourself.

Oh and also about this bitch who's name I can't remember who is so ugly the Ashley's shoved dirt in her mouth. Then she shows up at a party with SANDWHICHES. GOD FORBID SHE SHOWS UP WITH SANDWHICHES. Here's how the convo went:

Ashley: You dumb twat why would you bring sandwhiches to my party. You're so poor.
Dumb Twat: I like sandwhiches you dumb cunt.
Ashley: What the fuck you're wearing the same dress as me you cunt. *stabs the Dumb Twat*

I kid the dumb twat. But seriously. Then some other twat met this dude online and wanted to date her brothers friend and some shit like that went down.

Something else happened to the other Ashley but no one gives a fuck about her.
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Then some dumb bitch gave the main Ashley penis peanuts and it went down like this:

Ashley: You stupid twat you gave me peanuts I'm allergic to peanuts. *has dramatic spasm*
Other Ashleys: AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO.
Dumb Twat: I'LL SAVE YOU. *stabs in neck*

...Anddddddddddddddd the end.
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message 1: by Alec (new)

Alec My goodness, your language...


message 2: by Elsa (new) - rated it 1 star

Elsa Alec wrote: "My goodness, your language..."

Lol. This book made me mad.


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