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How to Talk to Girls by Alec Greven
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Dec 22, 11

bookshelves: 100s, elem
Read in December, 2011

Essential information for anyone* who wants to get girls.**

This book contains many wonders. I could divide them into the following categories:

Pro Tips
"Use caution! When you see a pretty girl, don't let her tractor beam pull you in!" (20)
"To keep a girl liking you...look clean" (45)
"Do you think that attracting a girl's attention means flapping your arms like a chicken and making noise? No way. You'll be ditched if you do that." (26)


Consolations
"Remember, some pretty girls are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don't let them get to you." (21)

Encouragement
"You are like a magnet and girls are the metal." (23)


Now I wonder, does that flapping-your-arms-like-a-chicken tip also apply to flapping your arms like a squid? Preschool and graduate-degreed girls have both responded well to the squid arms, but maybe it's different in elementary school.


*Anyone who is in elementary school.
**Girls that are also in elementary school.
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