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Voodoo Histories by David Aaronovitch
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Feb 25, 12

bookshelves: history, male-author, skepticism
Read from January 19 to February 24, 2012

My Conspiracy Theory: Every morning Alex Jones sticks his head up his own ass and farts delusions into his mouth. Mr. Jones then transmits his Delusional Fart Breath (DFB) into the atmosphere via dull, nonsensical, and paranoid speeches, which are spread to the general population via youtube videos and/or radiowaves.

Be advised: DFB is a contagious airborn toxin which can infect anyone who sees patterns in nothing (and/or everything), and likes to think they know more than the rest of the blind "sheeple."

Supporting Ron Paul and telling others to "wake up" are common symptoms of DFB.

If you find yourself in a conversation with a patient suffering a strong case of DFB, ask them why they have not yet been murdered by whatever nefarious and omnipotent organization they are exposing. This will not cure them, but may shut them up long enough for you to change the subject, or escape.
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Kevin You need to publish a collection of your book and film reviews.


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Joe Love this book!


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