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Why Men Love Bitches by Sherry Argov
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Jun 12, 08

Mr. Angelina loves this book because he feels vindicated. He is in MAD hearts with the queen bitch (me, unless he has some other special lady friend I don't know about. In which case I have one thing to say: SHARE GODDAMIT.)

At three in the morning when a booty call won't take the hint, a gal doesn't call her mousy friend. She calls me. And with a hearty, "You're gonna have to get on up out of here, mutherfucker!" the assclown is tossed out on his keister. And if he doesn't back sass i might even give him his clothes.

Anyway, this book is not going to turn into some assertive, sassy, "Who the fuck do you think you're talking to. I know you ain't talking to me." kind of girl if genetics didn't already give you a head start. Also, if you need a book to tell you that owning your power and guarding it jealously is the only way to have a life free of foot marks on your back, well, you're basically fucked.

Still, this book did make me laugh and I did enjoy pretending to be offended and shocked when Mr. Angelina pointed out that I can be a little crispy.

Personally, if you're looking to learn to assert yourself, I'd suggest taking martial arts at some strip mall. Hey, a million skinny math nerds can't be wrong!
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